please empty your brain below

STOP! STOP! STOP THE POLL!

All your suggestions are knocked into a cocked hat by this late entry from Blue Witch (see article here), which suggests instead: a portable global positioning device (GPS).

My partner has one of these, and it is absolutely marvellous. You need never be lost ever again, and the possibilities for creative statistic-based fun are simply endless.

Please transfer my vote from the crappy door cooler thing (which I only voted for because it was the least worst), and onto the GPS instead.

Yes, I know this is a flagrant violation of the rules. But this is an emergency!

GPS better than a voice-controlled remote control? The man's best friend/drinking buddy/on-line hour by hour support and general validator has just left the country, he needs someone (thing) he can talk to.

E! (Again).

E

I vote for the flashing light thingy because I'm easily distracted by flashing lights.

hmm - it's getting hot in here - so much typing going on - I need a cool beer - wonder what's on telly? - sod the ironing - think I might play with my flashing brick (steady) - mmmm - now where am i?

Oh dear, I thought of a GPS but didn't think there'd be one within the price range stipulated.
I also wondered what use it would be to a city lad.
Now of course, I realise it's a gadget and then I remembered being in London and how useless the map was most of the time


Five hours to go.

And it's still a tie...

Well, if you won't listen to sound advice from me 'n' Mike, then...

Ah, wait!

If it's a tie at midnight, maybe the tiebreaker could be to get the GPS?

Remember, with a GPS, no one can ever tell you to "get lost" again

You do realise that if anyone wants to go and work out the tie they will have to vote twice to see the current poll results don't you? And no, I *have* only voted once, this time. I am a good Witch today

You assume of course that only the 'regulars' vote. Evidence suggests that some non-regulars vote too

If it's still a tie at midnight you have to buy both of them.
It's the Law

The cooler: it has to be - fill with Becks & invite the lads round - class











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