please empty your brain below
Standards mate innit.

Debster | 13.06.07 - 9:05 a.m. | #

and under no circumstance should the price tag be removed else your friends might think you bought a cheap knock off. Or is that sooo last year too?

stroppycow | Homepage | 13.06.07 - 9:37 a.m. | #

Good guide to the cap wearing rules...have to disagree about the Dizzee Rascal album though - the track with Lily Allen has got hit written all over it.

Rest of it is a bit shit though...

MattR | Homepage | 13.06.07 - 9:55 a.m. | #

very very very very funny

embo | 13.06.07 - 10:06 a.m. | #

dizzee is 1 ov d best mc's u will eva cum accross yh. ur jus jealous dat e is makin it in d industry nd u aint. wats all dat bout u sayin dat he wears his hat like a satalite man u need to get updated coz dats d style.

BIG UP 2 DIZZEE RASCAL YH !! BRAP BRAP!!!

Tim | Homepage | 13.06.07 - 10:07 a.m. | #

I could only understand the left hand column. I'm getting old.

Essexgirl | 13.06.07 - 10:38 a.m. | #

Good lord, that Tim chap is a bit het up, isn't he? I suspect that Nanny held back on the TLC somewhat. And my goodness, what atrocious spelling! I hope his pater is pressing for a refund on the school fees.

Algernon | Homepage | 13.06.07 - 10:40 a.m. | #

And your whole blog is straight butters man (I would use the n-word here but think it might cause problems lol, as that is a word on the streets tight now, hey my n***) (oh and for any colour person).

Debster | 13.06.07 - 10:44 a.m. | #

It's a bit like when my Dad tries to mix it with the kids and use young people's lingo...

Dionne | 13.06.07 - 10:45 a.m. | #

And to think my taxes are helping fund their dole money to help them buy their ridiculous gear......

Emmesse | 13.06.07 - 11:33 a.m. | #

dg writes: the n-word debate is a perfectly valid debate, but not for here thanks

Uncle Hunty | Homepage | 13.06.07 - 11:35 a.m. | #

If you want to get ahead get a hat.

ganching | Homepage | 13.06.07 - 1:50 p.m. | #

(Continuing from where ganching left off)

"If you want to get ahead, get yourself a hat,
And doff your way into her heart..."

Last verse is especially fine, DG - hilarious post.

Quink | Homepage | 13.06.07 - 1:57 p.m. | #

respect

Geofftech | Homepage | 13.06.07 - 2:51 p.m. | #

is it not "ris-spek"?

Amused | 13.06.07 - 3:03 p.m. | #

If one of your E3 chums offers to “bust a cap in yo’ [my] ass” is it a good thing? “Popping a cap” sounds better. Mum often pops round with lambchops for me dinner.

flashgordonnz | 14.06.07 - 12:10 a.m. | #

The "price tag" left on is almost as laughable as the "one trouser leg rolled up" or the positively vile various styles of drainpipe Evisu jeans seen in E3 - contrasting back pockets and all -. Yo! Keepin' it real wiv the Bow Massive!!!!

Bowroaduk | 14.06.07 - 7:33 p.m. | #











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