please empty your brain below

At £7.99 and 143 pages, it's a bit much to slip it into your Christmas cards, innit?

Either he had very small writing or he spent most of January extending what he'd written. Personally I find 16 pages slips in pretty well

And just think, it *could* have been you making those millions. Too late to do it now, everyone will think you're a copycat. Little do most of them know.

Now I'm really cross with all you bloggers, writing about this, hyping it so much. This morning, when I put 2 copies in my shopping basket at Amazon it was on 24 hour delivery. I've just gone back to complete the order and now it's not available for 3-5 weeks. DAMN. Now what am I going to buy my Dad and Father-in-Law?

I deeply apologise. Of course, you could always travel 10 minutes to your nearest bookshop, as I did today at lunchtime, and buy some copies the old-fashioned way

Nah, that would cost £4 more, plus parking, plus raise my blood pressure (nasty xmas crowds), so I shall wrap up boxes with notes in them saying that delivery will be asap. Then, if anyone else buys them a copy, I can simply get something else and avoid the embarrassment of having been so unimaginative. Plus, I can then buy the "replacement" in the January sales and save even more

And, do you really think any bookshops will have copies left?
Is this the adult version of Telly Tubbies, Cabbage Patch Dolls, My Little Pony, Buzz Lightyear and all those other out-of-stock toys of christmases past? Methinks it might be.

I'd have bought two more if I'd have known. However, I suspect the five copies the bookshop at Canary Wharf had at lunchtime are now long gone.











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