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And the beach police wouldn't let me in, because I don't have children. Or didn't have any with me at the time, anyway.

No children? A man? On your own? Must be a paedo; quick, where's the Evening Stunted when you need them?!

And the folk they DO let in: do they have to surrender their phones and cameras? Even Oxygenated ones?

They let grown-ups in for the evening.

It's rubbish, mind.

You didn't waste much time getting from Euston to the Dome - was this an attempt to use every tube line in London on the same day?

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