please empty your brain below

Wot, Santa doesn't exist?
Now just who are you trying to kid?

My deepest apologies for disillusioning all the technologically-aware 7-year-olds reading this.

Mr Geezer, you have failed to realise that those Mince Pies are to be a new product in the Finest range.

Luxury Mince Pies with Stilton.

For those light eaters who prefer their mince pie and cheese courses together











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