please empty your brain below
N - Network - Way of ensuring that every time one computer fails they all fail - See also "one out, all out" with your local union representative.

Patrick | 22.10.02 - 2:31 p.m. | #

P - PDA - hi-tech replacement for yellow Post-It notes.
Advantage - doesn't magically rearrange when your back is turned.

Ned | 22.10.02 - 4:49 p.m. | #

G - gigabyte (GB)

More space than the average computer owner ever needs, despite what the salesman tells them.

Official Definition:
A gigabyte is a unit of measure equal to 1,073,741,824 bytes, which is about one billion bytes.
Explanation:
"Giga" means "billion." Measuring the number of gigabytes tells you how big your hard drive is, by counting billions of bytes.
Sentence:
"The size of my new hard drive is 14 gigabytes."
Notes: Gigabyte is abbreviated as "GB."
A gigabyte is the same as a thousand megabytes.
When we talk about a gigabyte, we usually refer to it as a billion bytes. However, keep in mind that computers use the binary system (not the decimal system) to work with data. Therefore, a gigabyte really refers to 2 to the power of 30 bytes, which is 1,073,741,824 bytes. (Remember, 2 to the power of 30 is the same as 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2, which equals 1,073,741,824.)


Nerd | 22.10.02 - 11:17 p.m. | #

Jpeg: 4 letters recognised the world over by porn addicts.

Benj | Homepage | 23.10.02 - 1:56 a.m. | #

Linux: the operating system you wish you had and Bill is glad you haven't.

Q: Where do you want to go today?
A: Anywhere Bill Gates hasn't been.

Den | 23.10.02 - 7:13 p.m. | #

CORRECTION

Texting/email shorthand is out with the under-puberties. An eleven year old recently counted 'twelve spelling mistakes and mixed capitals' in an email I sent to his mum.
Cocky shite.

Scott | 24.10.02 - 10:20 p.m. | #











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