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N - Network - Way of ensuring that every time one computer fails they all fail - See also "one out, all out" with your local union representative. |
P - PDA - hi-tech replacement for yellow Post-It notes. Advantage - doesn't magically rearrange when your back is turned. |
G - gigabyte (GB) More space than the average computer owner ever needs, despite what the salesman tells them. Official Definition: A gigabyte is a unit of measure equal to 1,073,741,824 bytes, which is about one billion bytes. Explanation: "Giga" means "billion." Measuring the number of gigabytes tells you how big your hard drive is, by counting billions of bytes. Sentence: "The size of my new hard drive is 14 gigabytes." Notes: Gigabyte is abbreviated as "GB." A gigabyte is the same as a thousand megabytes. When we talk about a gigabyte, we usually refer to it as a billion bytes. However, keep in mind that computers use the binary system (not the decimal system) to work with data. Therefore, a gigabyte really refers to 2 to the power of 30 bytes, which is 1,073,741,824 bytes. (Remember, 2 to the power of 30 is the same as 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2, which equals 1,073,741,824.) |
Jpeg: 4 letters recognised the world over by porn addicts. |
Linux: the operating system you wish you had and Bill is glad you haven't. Q: Where do you want to go today? A: Anywhere Bill Gates hasn't been. |
CORRECTION Texting/email shorthand is out with the under-puberties. An eleven year old recently counted 'twelve spelling mistakes and mixed capitals' in an email I sent to his mum. Cocky shite. |
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