please empty your brain below

Oh Mr Diamond, have a Heart, please.

The kitten wasn't *so* bad, and here, so others can judge, she is (the leader of the pack)

ok, maybe, just maybe, if i'd had more than two months to get to know her, and if somebody else had emptied the litter tray...

Kittens are great.

I just got a new kitten. It only has one eye. Resisted the urge to call it Cyclops.

Simon was better than 'Ricochet Racers' what a cop out on my parents part that Christmas circa 197X.

I think it's misleading to talk about "growing" a beard. It's already there, growing..... or not!

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