please empty your brain below

i sooooooo know the problem, have you hit myownobituary.com? you can post your own obituary and a pic of u lookin your best. then, when u do die, all the papers can tell your story YOUR way. and get a nice face pic.

Great advert solosurfer!

Presumably you will soon be building the website to go with the domain name you have just registered?

Offer a 'Take your photo sir?' service too and you'll also solve DGs problem.

Why do none of the comments about the unfortunate deceased never say 'good riddance', or 'I really hated him anyway' - seems that terrorists seem to perfectly target perfect people when everyday I see plenty of irritating ones.

And why do we have to feel specially bad about the young attractive ones on their honeymoon - surely all life is precious and not just the few Britons who get the headlines (whilst the significant number of foreigners are lucky to get page 5)?

Oh, and ugly people rarely get the pics in the paper, but their mums and friends loved them too.

mmm, life is life, but there people who make life shite for others who disappear in these situations. of course, the Media could never ever have aninterview with a mum or dad saying 'they were a drug dealing shit and now they ain't, good' - just like we'll never see Hello! doing 'Said and Faiza invite us into their shit slum in Whitechapel' - the Media tells us about itself and it's Message, not actuality.

Am going for a lie down now.

oh yeah, i bet there's a lovely passport photo of you somewhere...

the 1985 passport photo is very scary. the 1995 passport photo is only slightly better. the 1999 driving license photo so needs a haircut. and the 2001 travelcard photo is on the website.

I'm not sure it is anymore...










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