please empty your brain below

Two done so far. Another two that I ought to do. Five more that I may possibly do.
parkllife!
The section of the Jubilee Line with 4G is closed this weekend, so I'm afraid that's only 199 things.

(Also I submitted my tax return in July. Does that make me odd?)
Read the list. Feel exhausted now trying to decide which one to do - so I’ll just do the last one
Go to an organ recital in Bristol. Cycle in Somerset on your new ebike. Attend a birthday party.
ANTI-clockwise yoghurt stirring? What are you, some kind of monster?
Alight is intransitive.
Play Halleluia on any available instrument (fallback: voice)
I have done 47 of these, one of them within the past week. Mind you, one of them does depend on how you have defined "tulips".
Wassail!!
In a sign of the times, the charity shop in Coulsdon (amazingly, there is only one) no longer accepts DVDs and has a notice to this effect on the window.
Having lived in SWF for over 40 years, reading the first one startled me this morning!
mindless.
Am already doing one, plan to do another, would have scored 3 but my National Gallery ticket is evening not wee small hours.
I feel like this list has a heavy emphasis on "could". I did do the Wordle though, so I guess I am 0.5% of my way through the list.

There are so many things we could do every day, but ultimately several never pan out. I wonder what a list of all the things you could possibly do at a given time would look like.
Hold a chicken in the air,
Stick a deckchair up your nose,
Buy a jumbo jet,
And then bury all your clothes,
Paint your left knee green,
Then extract your wisdom teeth,
Form a string quartet,
And pretend your name is Keith
I've put my life savings on Altobelli, as suggested.
Missed the parkrun due to the alarm going off, stayed in bed, now having coffee with the stragglers from the parkrun
If I take the train to South Woodham Ferrers, will I meet my future life partner?
Its great news that Crayford Greyhound Stadium is closing. The euthanasia and injury statistics provided by GBGB prove that greyhound racing is an abusive, cruel and deadly sport. It only survives due to the gambling industry which pockets the profits and takes no responsibility for the thousands of greyhounds discarded annually. Its time for this so called sport to end. #youbettheydie
Slept till half-one.
Altobelli won the 2.50 at Ascot at odds of 3/1, so I hope you did put your life savings on it.
LIKE A BOSS
"Treat your spouse to some afternoon delight." Mmm?!

martin - 4G on the Jubilee was just about possible as the closure didn't kick in until 04:15, albeit before DG posted, so maybe the header should read, "200 things you could have done this weekend." (Does that count as picking holes in a blogpost?)

"Check your Premium Bonds?" No, I do that as soon as the draw is announced, usually the 2nd or 3rd of the month.
Really want to see the Dylan film but only one showing a day at my local cinema and it's 8.20pm. A bit too late for me I'm sad to say.
I've already halved many dozens of Brussel sprouts over Christmas and new year. Thanks Tesco.
Thanks for the tip; got it at 7/2. Can we have another one each Saturday, please?
Excellent tip, thank you. £1 e/w at 4/1 has got me enough for a pint.
I walked from Billericay to Chalkwell. Will that do?
It's just known as Catan now.
Ended up reading this in the style of Baz Luhrmann's "Sunscreen".
I will be taking communion later, and will resist the temptation to move the kneelers around. Went for a walk in the woods yesterday, and drove through several streets in Sutton to get there (does that count)
As far as I am aware I did not meet a future life partner.
Cornish Cockney: I unexpectedly did wassail this weekend, just not in Dulwich.

I reckon I've only done 55 of the list of 200 in my entire life.
Probably do a fruit pastilles colour graph, with "Best Mate" of course!!!

And stay away from pubs and girls










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