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Estate agents - L. Eyers
Off licence - Pie Eyed
Still Anon | 11.03.20 - 7:11 a.m. | #
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Fr-EYE-ing Tonight is perhaps the Fish and Chip shop.
Brightside | 11.03.20 - 7:11 a.m. | #
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Off license: "Beers, Weyens and Spirits"
RC | 11.03.20 - 7:12 a.m. | #
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A dentist called Eye teeth.
Miff | 11.03.20 - 7:17 a.m. | #
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Vets: Cat's Eye
solar penguin | 11.03.20 - 7:17 a.m. | #
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How about the EYE TEA ROOM where you can have your favourite beverage while your broken laptop or smartphone are seen to.
popartist | 11.03.20 - 7:20 a.m. | #
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Estate Agent - Eye Pads.
Jona26 | 11.03.20 - 7:20 a.m. | #
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Music shop: Eye Of The Tiger
Shop appealing to young girls: Pink Eye
Gift shop: Eye Want It
Sports shop: EyeBalls
Cab station: Hackneye Taxis
Opticians: Eyewear
Dylan George | 11.03.20 - 7:22 a.m. | #
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There was, alas, no opticians. (etc)
diamond geezer | Homepage | 11.03.20 - 7:24 a.m. | #
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Depending on the talent available at the arts venue, 'stars in their eyes'?
Maurice | 11.03.20 - 7:24 a.m. | #
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Wool shop: Ewe & Eye
(You may have been expecting that ...)
Joachim | 11.03.20 - 7:25 a.m. | #
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Pizz-eye-ria
Ricci | 11.03.20 - 7:26 a.m. | #
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Pizzeria - Margh-Eye-Ritas
Jona26 | 11.03.20 - 7:31 a.m. | #
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Health Clinic eye sore
ES | 11.03.20 - 7:31 a.m. | #
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Gift shop - Eye Thank You ( Arthur Askey)
Confectioner - The Bulls Eye Shop
Jo W | 11.03.20 - 7:35 a.m. | #
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Pharmac-eye, surely.
Al | 11.03.20 - 7:36 a.m. | #
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Haberdashers - Needles Eye
(apostrophe optional)
Sarah | 11.03.20 - 7:46 a.m. | #
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Pub: The King, in Eye
Antiques: Eye-gones
Jimmy | 11.03.20 - 7:47 a.m. | #
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Amateur dramatic group - eye players; unless that's the tennis club.
Of course there won't actually be a phone shop - Eye phones
mikeS | 11.03.20 - 8:11 a.m. | #
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Fish and Chips - The Chipp-eye
It's a shame Eye's not in the Black Country. The Arts Centre could have been the Pl-eye House.
Plastic Man | 11.03.20 - 8:18 a.m. | #
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Nice to see some houses painted Suffolk Pink.
John | 11.03.20 - 8:23 a.m. | #
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Vision Chips
Aisles of Silly Prices
Eye's Ice Baby
Eye Browsers Welcome Here
Waterhouse | 11.03.20 - 8:35 a.m. | #
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Too obvious - the confectioners renamed as ‘Sweeteye shop.’
Happy Harry | 11.03.20 - 8:35 a.m. | #
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I'm guessing if one of those shops was on the corner of two roads it would be a Cornea Shop?
TomH | 11.03.20 - 8:36 a.m. | #
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Wool shop (or butchers): Eye-O-Ewe
I know there's no opticians, etc. but there must be a school we can call the pupil centre.
Eric | 11.03.20 - 9:00 a.m. | #
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Lil-eye-s - The Florists
Ken | 11.03.20 - 9:10 a.m. | #
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Vet: 'Whey Aye Pet'
the other eric | 11.03.20 - 9:21 a.m. | #
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Beauty Salon (sorry sisters) - Eye Candy?
MOTB | 11.03.20 - 9:25 a.m. | #
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Dentist - An Eye for a Tooth
Pub - The Eyes have it
Beauty saloon - Good Looks (of Eye)
Arts Centre - The discerning Eye (but this may be copyrighted to the Mall Gallery as the name of an exhibition)
International Reader | 11.03.20 - 9:25 a.m. | #
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There used to be a chicken factory right in the centre of the town where I worked briefly and unhappily for one day during the 1990s. A massive facility has now been built on the old airfield, on the outskirts of Eye, which apparently is gearing up to process one million birds per week.
milliem | 11.03.20 - 9:51 a.m. | #
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Confectioners: Eye Candy
David | 11.03.20 - 9:53 a.m. | #
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10am update: I've added some of the best ideas so far.
Others to be added later.
diamond geezer | Homepage | 11.03.20 - 10:00 a.m. | #
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Chinese Takeaway: L-Eye-Chee
Launderette: Eye & Dry
Cornish Cockney | 11.03.20 - 10:03 a.m. | #
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Wool Shop - The Ewes have Eyes
International Reader | 11.03.20 - 10:09 a.m. | #
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Supermarket: Eyesland
Carpets: EyeMats
David | 11.03.20 - 10:10 a.m. | #
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Bakery - eye clairs
martin in canada | 11.03.20 - 10:15 a.m. | #
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There might be an ‘adult store’ hidden away somewhere: “Eye-Eye”.
Herbof | 11.03.20 - 10:18 a.m. | #
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Bakereye
Cheyenese / "The Golden Eye"
The Eye-del Job Centre
EyePhone Repair Centre
Sykobee | 11.03.20 - 10:22 a.m. | #
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Beauty salon: Eye Brow
Antiques: Eye Victoriana
Hairdresser: Eye Barnet
Chinese: Eye an' Lo
Ladies' clothes: Eye Ems
Ed | 11.03.20 - 10:23 a.m. | #
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The Jimmy Wheeler Memorial Auction Rooms: Eye Eye That's Your Lot
Pimlico Pete | 11.03.20 - 10:26 a.m. | #
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Why Eye
(best said with a Geordie accent)
Caz | 11.03.20 - 10:32 a.m. | #
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Eye-ris the Florist.
Just checked online and the Cinema season at the Arts centre will be showing:-
Eyes wide shut
For your Eyes only
Snake eyes
The Hills have Eyes
etc.etc.etc
Dave | 11.03.20 - 10:32 a.m. | #
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Pharmacy: Eye feel better
RG | 11.03.20 - 10:42 a.m. | #
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Bakery: Dough-Eye or Eye Rye
Deli: Eye Pie
Carpet: Underleye
Fish and chips: Fisheye
Off licence: Crosseye
Shame there's no undertaker, but maybe Eye Shut works for the butchers as well.
commonliner | 11.03.20 - 10:50 a.m. | #
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Local parachuting club = Eye-drops
Eye & Mash shop
Kim | 11.03.20 - 10:53 a.m. | #
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Dub reggae store: Eye and Eye Survive.
Internet Cafe: Eye Tea.
Travel Agency: Eye Flyers.
Bordello: Poke in the Eye.
Arlu | 11.03.20 - 10:56 a.m. | #
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The current empty shop in the High St. plans to open as - All Eye-tems 99p
Dave | 11.03.20 - 11:11 a.m. | #
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Convenience store: Cornea shop.
Solicitors: Iris my case.
Off Licence: On The Lash.
Ladies Fashions: Eye Society, or Eye Maintenance.
Arlu | 11.03.20 - 11:43 a.m. | #
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Florists - Int-Eye-Flora
Jona26 | 11.03.20 - 11:47 a.m. | #
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Glazier - Eye-Glass
Record shop - Eye-Tunes
Dominatrix - Eye-Lash
Sports shop - Eye-Balls
Launderette - Eye-Wash
Opticians - Eye-Balls
dg repeats: There was, alas, no opticians.
(nor indeed any of these)
Kim | 11.03.20 - 11:52 a.m. | #
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Pub - Eye as a Kite
Hairdressers - Eye Lights
Off License - Eye Dee
Bridal shop - Eye Do
Mikey | 11.03.20 - 11:55 a.m. | #
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Beauty Salon - Eye Feel Pretty
Fish and chips - Eye Fry
Ned | 11.03.20 - 12:25 p.m. | #
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I’ll stop now. That is quite enough eye related puns for today and I'm sure DG must be getting weary of them by now. Besides, most of these could not be any cornea.
Arlu | 11.03.20 - 12:36 p.m. | #
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Antiques: Eye for a bargain.
Hairdresser: H-Eye-lights
Florist: Eye ris & Fors-Eye-thia
Carpets: Thick P-Eye-l
timbo | 11.03.20 - 2:09 p.m. | #
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Butchers: Rib?Eye!
Joe | 11.03.20 - 2:16 p.m. | #
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Pub : Eye and Dry
steven | 11.03.20 - 3:04 p.m. | #
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Florist: Eye-Vs
Gail | 11.03.20 - 3:58 p.m. | #
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4pm update: I've added some more of the best ideas so far.
Others to be added later.
diamond geezer | Homepage | 11.03.20 - 4:00 p.m. | #
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pub: pie-Eyed
clothes: in your s-EYE-s
florist: Eye's Iris
greengrocer - Eye-Eye, that's Shalot.
There's a school - it could be called Eye's pupils.
timbo | 11.03.20 - 4:27 p.m. | #
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Carpets: V-eye-nils
Ladies clothes: Eye-t of Fashion
anothertim | 11.03.20 - 5:05 p.m. | #
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Ladies clothes - Eye for Style
Pub - Eye-Bar.
As suggested above, you could just replace all the "I"s with "eye"s.
And perhaps add a German flavour:
Bakery - Bäcker-eye
Andrew | 11.03.20 - 5:10 p.m. | #
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Greengrocer: The Green Eye'd Muncher
Pub: One in the Eye (or On the Eye Lash)
Antiques: Past T-Eye-Mes
Ladies' clothes: Eye Fashions
Carpets: Eye and Low
Gift shop: Eye Present To You...
Pity there's no hat shop (Eye Lids)
David | 11.03.20 - 5:35 p.m. | #
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Gift shop - The Eyes have it
DGD | 11.03.20 - 5:58 p.m. | #
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Pub: Eye Water Inn - or - Eye Wash Down - or - M'Eye Patch - or - Eye Drops Inn
Antiques: Eye For Detail
Ladies' clothes: Eye Wear
Carpets: Eye Level
Florist: Eye Know Flowers
If there was a flight school: Eye Up
I believe there used to be an outsize clothes shop, now closed: Eye Wide (shut)...
Eye apologise :^)
David (again) | 11.03.20 - 6:06 p.m. | #
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Gift shop - Eye Caramba
Mikey | 11.03.20 - 6:21 p.m. | #
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Antiques: Eye saw you coming
James Webber | 11.03.20 - 6:56 p.m. | #
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Ladies Fashions: Eye Fashion
Pub: Eye need a drink
Greengrocer: Eye've a day
Fat_boy-pete | 11.03.20 - 7:48 p.m. | #
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Ladies Fashions: Top St-Eye-les
Pub: One over the Eye-ot
Carpets/Flooring: Into all four corneas
Frank F | 11.03.20 - 8:31 p.m. | #
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Beauty salon: Eye of the beholder
On Burns Night, there might be a reading of 'Eye fond kiss'...
Bob L-S | 11.03.20 - 9:31 p.m. | #
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Fish and chips: Len’s Chippy
Greengrocer: Apple of my Eye
Vet: Bright Eyes
Pub: The Optics
Hairdresser: Eye Lites
Supermarket: Eye Lidl
Health clinic: Black Eye
Deli: Feast Your Eyes
Antiques: Second Glance
Hardware: Eye Bolt
Pharmacy: Pew-Pills
Dentist: An Eye for an Eye…
Gift shop: Give the Eye
Off licence: You’ll Need Glasses
Arts Centre: Eye Brow
Bakery: Eye Sing
Estate agents: Eye Site
JonathanC | 11.03.20 - 9:52 p.m. | #
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10pm update: I've completed the table, thanks!
(in some cases, the best name is still out there somewhere...)
diamond geezer | Homepage | 11.03.20 - 10:04 p.m. | #
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Deli - Patisser-eye
Flower Shop - Eye-risses
Darren | 11.03.20 - 10:32 p.m. | #
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I, or I suppose I should say eye, just wanted to thank DG, as well as the contributors for their great responses. Really cheered up my morning. So thank you all.
g.chingford | 12.03.20 - 12:34 p.m. | #
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Gardener and plant care. - Eye watering
Brian | 12.03.20 - 7:48 p.m. | #
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Blog: Eye Don't Care
John | 13.03.20 - 9:50 a.m. | #
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