please empty your brain below

I've never liked Tea much, especially after trying a cup form a Nutri-Matic machine, so I'll have a coffee thanks.
I *am* having a coffee at this very moment.
Sorry, we don't serve coffee.
Thanks, a timely reminder to remove the teabags from my thermos.
Oh how I yearn for advertisements to complement blogs such as this. My enjoyment remains unfulfilled if it is not lubricated by a paid announcement that will raise revenue for a worthy enterprise.

At last, the reader experience of your daily journal is complete. We can be thrilled and fully satisfied by this exciting development.

Not!
I waved my contactless card at it but I didn't get a cup of tea. I did get a phone call from my bank saying £150 had been diverted to an account in Bulawayo. When does the tea arrive?
Is there an outdoors area available, for those who might smoke or simply prefer enjoying their drink al fresco?
Thank heavens you can still get PG Tips in Oz!
Chin chin, everyone!
@Richard Don't give up on tea - any liquid you get from those "instant" machines is nothing like it's supposed to be.

Please go and try some real teas. There's a whole world for you to discover: From a hearty builders cuppa to the more delicate & fragrant teas.
A cafe that doesn't serve coffee is like a mincemeat that doesn't have minced meat in it.
@Greg S

And a toad in the hole without real toads...?
Un café qui ne sert pas de café?
Indeed. More of a teahouse than a café.

(Needless to say, any coffee drinkers who mistakenly wander into DG's establishment can safely discard the tea-making paraphernalia into the appropriate receptacle, and make their own coffee instead, roasted, ground and brewed according to local capabilities and requirements. Coffee making equipment is readily available in all good kitchens. And digestive biscuits - or any preferred alternative snacks, biscotti perhaps, or flapjacks - will also need to be sourced separately.)
It seems I am the first to say that the tea is, presumably, DG Tips.

:))
DG encouraging off-topic chat?

I'm seriously worried that he has had too much sun...
"DG Tips", excellent










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