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Number of times I tutted to myself over something disdainful (something I should pick myself up on!).
Number of buses ridden

Number of comments incorrectly speculating about the Mystery Count

Number of Sesame Street characters confronting generational trauma on twitterđť•Ź
Number of flights of stairs climbed (using the Health app on an iPhone or equivalent app on an Android/other device).

Or to be more focussed number of escalators walked up.
Until ten years ago Count 9 was always "number of escalators walked up", then I got a smartphone and changed it to "number of steps walked". But I'm still counting both.
How about number of visits to previously unvisited streets (within Greater London).
You’ve ridden 100% of London bus routes and also visited all boroughs twice, already in 2024, by the end of January? Blimey.
Number of different people who speak to you first - ie asking someone a question when your out doesn't count.

Number of books you read completely

Number of letters versus advertising flyers you receive

Number of times you enter a shop and buy something
Number of times that 'TfL' appears in your web posts during February.
No. of hours watching TV/listening to radio.
Number of times transport staff say hello first or in response back to you saying hello?
Number of hours spent outside Greater London?
Number of times you cross the Thames. Bridge, tunnel, boat, dangleway, or any other method.
I'm going to assume the Mystery Count will remain at 0.
After 21 years I can't see it changing now, or indeed ever!
Will there come a point when you will put us all out of our misery, and tell us what it is/was/should have been?!
Number of blue plaques spotted.

I suggest this because I recently walked down Queen Anne's Gate, which has at least six and must be quite high in the plaques per metre stakes.
Number of days daily cap reached on Travelcard?
Number of hours spent on the laptop writing the almost half-million words during February
Different buildings entered?
Number of times you cross the river
Number of books read

dg emotes: ;)
Number of incorrect guesses at what the Mystery Count is.
It's a leap year, so:

Number of times you've jumped (defined by both your feet being in the air at the same time)
Number of Creme eggs awarded to yourself.

And quite deservedly so!
So far this month...

• Number of buses ridden: 0
• Number of comments incorrectly speculating about the Mystery Count: 0
• Number of flights of stairs climbed: 32
• Number of escalators walked up: 0
• Number of visits to previously unvisited streets: 0
• Number of different people who speak to you first: 1
• Number of books you read completely: 0
• Number of letters versus advertising flyers you receive: 0 versus 1
• Number of times you enter a shop and buy something: 0
• Number of times that 'TfL' appears in your web posts: 7
• Number of hours watching TV: 3
• Number of hours listening to radio: 9
• Number of times transport staff say hello: 0
• Number of hours spent outside Greater London: 0
• Number of times you cross the Thames: 0
• Number of blue plaques spotted: 0
• Number of hours spent on the laptop writing the blog: 6
• Number of times you've jumped: 0
• Number of Creme eggs awarded: 0
• Number of people who suggest a count somebody else has already suggested: 3

I will not be continuing to count all of these.










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