please empty your brain below
Very good...made me giggle!

But don't forget the defective platform doors on the jubilee line, so that even when it is working you may have to barge down a carriage to find another way off.

Clair | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 9:56 a.m. | #

I thought the Victoria Line didn't have any drivers anyway? (Just people who pretend to drive.)

Jag | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 10:32 a.m. | #

They seem to be doing more than pointing at things on the Jubilee this morning - the Buddleia stands no chance against man with strimmer in hi-vis!

Brendan | 03.08.08 - 11:00 a.m. | #

I read your post this morning and thought are you one of the Directors at LUL to have such accurate information.

Oh and please don't break my station, it's almost finished it's just that we don't know what year let alone which century, as the works were supposed to be finished by April 2006.

Ah Metromess, don't you just love em

Station Supervisor | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 2:12 p.m. | #

"please avoid changing at Bank Monument"...next..."Tower Gateway DLR station is closed, please change at Monument for the DLR"

Bowroaduk | 03.08.08 - 2:39 p.m. | #

he gone http://londonconnections.blogspot.com/
now you started his job

Siddiq | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 2:42 p.m. | #

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0074tkj

Have things changed much since 1958?

Anonymous | 03.08.08 - 3:00 p.m. | #

How do I get travel miles to use and are they free? (see penultimate para)

dg writes: oops (cough), gone now.

Blue Witch | Homepage | 03.08.08 - 4:06 p.m. | #

Oh, such cynicism in one so young!

:0)

gimmerugga | 03.08.08 - 10:28 p.m. | #

> to allow people in Croydon to travel to Dalston. Because that's a journey an awful lot of Croydoners want to make, obviously.

How many Walthamstowers ever want to go to Brixton? How many Upminsterians ever want to go to Ealing? How many Mordenites ever want to go to Edgware? etc etc. Shall we close them all then?

Larry Lard | 03.08.08 - 11:43 p.m. | #

Larry: yebbut in between W'stow and Brixton there's Victoria, Oxford Circus and Kings Cross, to where I'm sure thousands of Walthamstowites and Brixtonians travel daily; similarly from Upminster to Ealing you go through the City, West End (south), Victoria and South Ken/Earls Court areas, and so on.

From Croydon to Dalston you've the beguiling prospect of the usual local stations to New Cross Gate then, err, Surrey Quays, Wapping, Shoreditch and Hoxton to tempt you off your end-to-end journey to Dalston.

Shoreditch might attract some punters who work in the new offices at the top end of Bishopsgate/Norton Folgate, but that's about it for major sources of traffic.

kenromford | 07.08.08 - 12:22 a.m. | #

The'normal service will be resumed some time in 2020' ended up being strangely accurate

Isaac | 08.12.23 - 12:40 p.m. | #











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