please empty your brain below

bring on the lumley-garden bridge!
Quite frankly hilarious.
'unexpected numbers of commuters'
Wow!!!
April Fools' day has come early this year.
If there was ever any danger that we might forget London's pallid pachyderm, like an embarrassing relative that no-one visits, DG will always ensure that we don't!
2015 is shaping up to be an excellent year!
i wonder if the marketing/PR dept of the dangleway read this blog?

maybe they should hire DG to advise them to make the service better/more useful?
A great start to the year, DG!
Now that is funny!
And yesterday's anniversary listing a was a treat.
It's a privilege to get these nuggets delivered every day for free.
Brilliant!! Hope 2015 is the Year of Irony, as DG always never fails to delight!
Setting the bar high early, DG!
This is my post of the year! Brilliant
I think my favourite part is definitely 'moving unexpected numbers of commuters'. DG is on top form today.
Could you please provide me with the regular commuters name. Waiting for a funny answer. Brilliant DG, you keep me entertained on a regular basis.
To think we get all this entertainment for free, and on a daily basis. I hope you haven't made a rod for your own back, DG, but can continue to meet this high standard for the rest of the year.
Of course we all know that DG himself is the only regular user, though I don't think he technically counts as a commuter unless visiting to write amusing articles is regarded as travelling to/from work.
Year of the cable car? Srsly?
oh indeed...and 2016 will be "Year of the Orbit"
Well-crafted humour!
I want the Back To The Future Marathon!!!
'Lovers', yes, or 'sweethearts', fine.
But 'lovehearts'? That's a word to describe a design motif, or a well-known brand of confectionary.
DG, as you've admitted yourself, you've been out of the romancing game too long, fellah!
It's now March 2015, and I'm disturbed to discover that two of the promotions in my monthly calendar I got pretty much spot on.

February: Valentines on the Airline (tick)
September: Night Airline (actually March)










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