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Hee hee ![]() Oh, and wouldn't Gordon Brown make a good Badger? |
I say jolly D what? |
Very good! |
I hope we can expect another episode tomorrow - in the interests of fair and unbiased coverage of course. |
The Wind In The Willows was also, of course, a huge nostalgia-fuelled rant against the expanded democratic franchise and the Liberal victory of 1906...* *I say this having read it precisely yesterday. |
Don't anticipate. Mind you, the thought of You-Know-Who in washerwoman drag is mildly entertaining - if you can bear the thought of Boris's Twanky. |
I should think Gordy is beginning to feel a little badgered by now. |
Love your parody. Pity some of it may be too true to be properly funny though. |
Actually, I have heard that Toyota are bringing out a new hybrid car called The Boris - it runs on hot air and manure. |
Ah, the beauty of parody! In fact, I think Boris doesn't just act like Toad, but also looks a little bit like him. Perhaps tomorrow you could do a spot the difference competition... |
Oh yes, Toad's song - why are the bankers shooting the foxhunters? |
Now look what you've done. I've got the most awful mental picture in my head of miniature Boris/toad hybrid. Not pretty. |
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