please empty your brain below |
I loved that anti valentine linky...the better half was slightly less impressed. Drat!!! |
You've given me plenty to chuckle about. I particularly liked #5. |
No. 13 - absolutely right. Me and other half have done this for several years now, as we both say we love each other every day, so why is Feb 14 any different? Apart from lining Mr Clinton and Mr Tesco's pockets. |
I wish I'd thought of the slap-up saveloy plan, great stuff! Instead I'm up at dawn baking bread to serve with champagne-flavoured Marmite, fresh OJ and heart-shaped chocolate truffles. There's a bunch of red roses and a card hidden in the broom cupboard (he'd never look there!) and a brand new wireless keyboard and laser mouse gift-wrapped under the bed. Yeah, fell right for it. You can throw up now |
No 14 for me!! |
I normally do the cooking because I arrive home from work first most nights, but tonight Mrs T is donning the pinny instead. That's love for you, and not a drippy teddy bear nor any droopy flowers in sight. |
Yes another vote for #14 |
Nice one bro ! yep just stay single |
I loved that... made me laugh out loud... thanks... She'll be in about 7.30pm, cold, off the train and wanting warming by the wood stove... me? I'll have the stuff quails in the oven, and some herbed puree'd veggies circling the plate, while I pour her a glass of chilled bubbly (Cava! - its a Thursday night for chrissakes...)... and then...and then... |
VD just makes me think, venereal disease ... |
I renewed Q's subscription to Private Eye and apart from the Annual Shag, can't think of anything else to do. I do like n° 4 though |
My sensible girlfriend and I plumped for number 13. But for brownie points, I wish I'd thought of number 3 (although I think it would work better if the alarm was set an hour *earlier* than normal...) dg writes: Agreed, earlier's more sensible. I've changed it, even though it's a bit late now. |
I can't stand Valentines Day. 13 very much for me. If you really love each other you'll a) show it every day and b) have a special day on your own special day. Stupid commercial rubbish. |
"Stupid commercial rubbish"-That's the Olympics isn't it? Think I'll go and have another cup of tea. |
My other half just sent me an anti-valentine (love you darlin' - I know you read these comments on DG's blog lol x ). Strangely enough I discovered Meg's work last night when I was looking through moo.com for a suitable design for some minicards ( I'm going to this month's London Blogger's meetup and Annie Mole commented that everyone hands them out there - they're cute) |
Ach, I made the Valentine's card - no money for Mr Clinton, but about 50p for Mr Ryman. |
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A668018 |
Amused: Lots of things are Stupid Commercial Rubbish, but Valentines is one of the worst, largely because people feel pressured into taking part. |
And this! http://www.steakandbjday.com/ dg adds: NSFW, as you might have guessed |
Kirk: I would rather pay for a Valentine Card than the Olympics-but I am not given a choice on the Olympics unless I want to go to prison and pay a fine by refusing to pay my taxes. Yet another cup of tea. |
God save us from VD , I do like number 14 . |
My wife and I were always under the impression that St Valentine's Day was for those who wanted to send a card or a present to someone they were fond of but anonymously. Finding that you have a secret admirer is much more thrilling I imagine than having someone who is known to you. Accordingly we have never between us observed the day in the current fashion. However, feeling I should perhaps go with the flow for a change this year, I gave my dear wife a gentle kiss on her waking this morning and quietly whispered in her ear "Happy St. Valentine's Day darling", to which she promptly replied "f--k St Valentine" and immediately turned over and went back to sleep again! I have to say I was in complete sympathy with her comment. Who said romance is dead? |
why haven't i thought of no.10 before? genius. |
My husband went for number 15) "Did I not mention Spurs are on the telly tonight?"! |
I like to try #14 - that always works . |
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