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Is this week's guest editor Katie Hopkins?
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19 - 'spread yourself', you are still talking about the virus?
101 - climate change activists talk about overpopulation, this is helping. |
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Number 45 seems likely…and sadly number 71 is probably true in lots of the country.
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As a pensioner, I am not against 1) but just to point out that I shall be operating an appointment system and queuing may be necessary....
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Excellent! Superb. Well done.
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Love 24
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8. 'Throw all your lateral flow tests in the recycling' - folk following this list would not be throwing anything into the recycling!
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It’s good to see some actual British common sense at last.... especially the recommendation to grow a beard!
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Given the more cautious relaxation in the other nations of the UK, 53 should probably refer to English rather than British.
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I’m afraid that 75 may be just too tempting…..
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You can tell this isn't click bait or it would have been 101 ways.
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I'm planning on taking a six foot long pointed stick everywhere with me. Sensible policies for a happier Britain.
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94 is probably a direct result of 51 & 88!
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I spent Freedom Day getting my child tested because he was in contact with the infected last week.
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Freedom Day?
No, Darwin Day. Lateral flow tests are free and delivered overnight or available instantly from pharmacies. Given that 1 in 3 people are asymptomatic (so potentially super-spreaders) why oh why are people not using them regularly? And why oh why are public health departments/the government/the media not encouraging their regular use for everyone? |
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A useful refinement to 29, would be to meet friends in an unventilated broom cupboard.
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14. "A satisfying plop" meant something quite different when i was a kid.
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How long until the first violent incident between mask wearer and non-mask wearer?
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999. The number of days remaining until Lockdown really ends (aka rescinding of all remaining restrictions). Today, I'm afraid is a false dawn.
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Great stuff! Is all your own work or just another 100 of Boris Johnson's "Pilot Schemes"?
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A work of genius!
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It’s only Darwin day if Covid goes around killing those who have not yet bred; ie the young. The old have had their children and passed on their genes (applies a bit more to women than men). But Covid generally leaves the young alive, whereas it is more lethal to the old.
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