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Oh well done DG!
To find humour in these circumstances has recently been beyond me. You've made me smile this morning, despite these being some of the darkest days for our nation.
Because DG never gets things wrong I am sure his use of St John’s Ambulance is a deliberate mistake instead of the correct St John Ambulance.
This should be in Private Eye. Brilliant!
You mention Churchill, but he was in favour of a united Europe giving a speech on September 19, 1946 in Zurich calling for “a United States of Europe”. So not really an idol for Brexiteers.
Outrageous! I am going to storm parliament!
Happy non-Brexit day!
Wonderful!

Sad that two of your first 6 comments take you to task on minor points.

I agree, this is Private Eye worthy
Greetings from Rome. I couldn’t bear the thought of being in the country for ‘independence day’ so had long booked a holiday for 29 March.
Worryingly, I don't think that proposed schedule is that far off the mark in some villages...
Thanks for that giggle:)
Oh, I so want to see Strictly Come Morris Dancing!
Brilliant! Just the right balance between British humour and scary reality.

I wonder (hope!) if on April 1st Mrs May will announce that the last 3 years was just to keep her in a job for a bit longer but now Brexit will be cancelled, because it was only won on lies and cheating and therefore not the "will of the people" after all.
Germany calling Germany calling.......thank you Lord Haw Haw.
Fab piece DG
Rather amusing.
"Strictly Come Morris Dancing".

Ssh! You'll be giving the BBC ideas.
Very funny DG, but lay off Morris Dancing! I hate the way it seems to have been dragged in as a typical Brexit-lovers pastime. I used to be a Morris Dancer (both trad Cotswold and Border Morris) and I'm definitely not a Brexiteer.
Rarely has blue touchpaper been lit so eruditely - excellent work!
A friend of mine was Morris-dancing as part of the anti-Brexit demonstration on Saturday.
Surely the chlorinated chicken will keep?
I can't find a clever segway - apart from Independence Day being a Sci-fi film and that we all need to steel a bit of fortitude in the current circumstances - but "May the farce be with you"
...so, is austerity over or not?
I am beginning to think we will never get rid of the UK, you'll hang around like a bad smell.😉
While the Uk has had a flurry of voting this week, I am in Ukraine for just one vote on Sunday - to elect a President.
Have you seen this - satire and reality can get very close together sometimes.
Looking forward to Weatherspoon's reducing their prices when the day comes.
Coffee has gone up recently in preparation.
I believe we are to be denied "cheap lamb from New Zealand"to protect our farming industry.
Sorry, i'm not convinced.
James, you are correct. Most of our non UK lamb comes from EU. We can once again support our NZ Commonwealth cousins, who supply a superior product, and were shafted by tarrifs when we joined Common Market.
Maybe it will all work out by July... and then you can celebrate Independence Day, July Fourth...along with all your cousins across the Big Pond.
I passed through Parliament Square on my way home earlier. It's always interesting see how busy the College Green tent city is. There was a crowd at the Downing Street gates and by a big screen in Whitehall, which had been switched off. Bit of an Angry White Men football terrace vibe; certainly not overwhelming numbers or an irresistible manifestation of the 'will of the people' by any stretch of the imagination.
Typically sneering.
I am now in a dilemma, Having been abroad on 29 March, I have returned I now find we are still in. I am now going abroad again but this time I might stay for a while so would welcome your suggestion of when I should plan to return in order to enjoy the freedom celebrations. I particularly want to attend the jumble sale, as It is a little known fact that you can get things for 20p or less in jumbles so can live very well on almost nothing so long as you dont mind some of your stuff being broken.










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