please empty your brain below

Quick off the mark with that one!

Here in NZ youre too late, its past 12pm already!!

good

Umm dumbing down feels nice

U got that right
dum is qwik
dum is kewl


lol tks brb ttfn.

Do people still say ttfn?

Think I'll rotate my monitor by 90 degrees.....

You may be getting dumber but we are not...

Oddly enough, today's the first day I've read dg on my phone on the way to work.

Any actual sources for the 12:00 rule? I always got the impression that it was made-up by my school teachers for sanity reasons.

I have often wondered about the 12:00 rule as well. After all today is known as April Fool's Day (apologies to all pedants out there if I've used the apostrophe incorrectly).

On another note would somebody please tell me what the middle two sets of letters in gt's comment mean. I know what lol and ttfn stand for but for the life of me I can not work out what tks and brb stand for.

Of course, "Its after 12:00 and so April Fools Day jokes are no longer allowed" could be an April Fools Day joke in its own right

tks - thanks. brb - be right back?

@DG - ROFL LOL

Bruv, dis is a bangin style of blog, better than that bare longness you normally chatting.

Nang Geezer! :o)

CF



tks = thanks
brb = be right back



m.diamondgeezer.com?

Thanks for priming me to expect pranks of a date-related nature.

For an awful moment, I thought you were serious about this terrible idea!

I love the way you've rewritten all the other posts on the page too...

oho - so he has, well spotted Blue Witch, I'd missed that. Particuarly like the census version

Hey, so you saw Idiocracy too? :)

I particularly liked
"3) One-day travelcards do not come with a free Games ticket.
Because that would be silly."

ROTFLCOPTER

londonist = ist. love it...!

Yours is not quite the best April fool of the day.

Check this one out
http://www.shetlandtimes.co.uk/2011/04/01/revealed-ambitious-plan-for-six-line-isles-wide-underground-rail-network
It will freak out the transport enthuiasts who read this blog!

Wicked blad innit?

Safe.

like

Magnificent.

I really admire your effort to amuze me. I do note that you have a great wen on your arse in the aquarium. I don't like spital - unlike you.

ROTFLCOPTER...??? eh? What does that stand for?

Best of all I like the rewrite for 24 March-"The tubes will be rammed and the roads will be jammed. Stay away".





omg!

Much better now! Thanks!!!

Thanks for awesome dumbdown!
Prolly your best idea evaaa!
Reading your blog for years!
Never understood your posts!
This is the first one I get!
Btw: I miss "KittensGalore"!
You rule, dude!

LMAO!!! Good one DG!

What? no links to interesting potato based snack food events and London transport books? I thought you might endorse some random marketing events if just for the day

Why not go the whole hog and henceforth just replicate your Twitter feed on the blog?

Ah, comment No 2, there's no such time as 12pm. AM and PM mean "ante-" and "post-meridiem": before/after noon. 12 o'clock is neither before nor after noon: it IS noon.

It would have been more correct to simply say it was already pm.











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