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Slow News day.
At least the dates on the Thames Water sign are not so precise as to be inaccurate from day one, creating false expectation.
No rogue apostrophe's either.
Apostrophe situation feels it's just getting worse by the year. A barber shop opened near me last year with, two on the sign. "Mo's Barber's".

Well at least one was right.
Bow Bike's - but it's their truth.
This post and the replies remind me of Keith Waterhouse’s column for the Daily Mirror in the last century.
He wrote in his self-elected position as President of the AAAA, ie Association for the Abolition of the Aberrant Apostrophe, two or three times a year.

Although it was a good, comedic read he made it clear that he was offended by the examples he cited
Please send the photo of the errant apostrophe to the Apostrophe Protection Society for addition to their online Rogues' Gallery.
WORKFORCE IN ROAD
are
SLOW
to remove their warning sign
Undated but apparently temporary road signs can be weird. Near me in Paterborough, at the junction with the B1092, a red sign pointing south-west along the A605 says "No road markings for 1.5 miles". But the perfectly good road markings are unchanged from when the sign first appeared some 3 years ago.
Report the Workforce sign via the Fix My Street app. Works for me in Birmingham.
Perhaps the shop belongs to Bow Bike.
Yike's!
I love it when those “New Road Layout Ahead” signs are still there 5 years later.
The removal people have been slow, like the workforce in the road.
Does 'Workforce in road' make motorists more cautious than 'roadworks ahead' by signalling that humans are involved?










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