please empty your brain below

I am sold! Off to book my ticket now!
As we will in possession of the relevant experience ticket can we take a bottle to top up, in case one glass doesn't hit the spot or is there another byelaw to stop excess consumption?
Ha ha - excellent!
A perfect example of the saying “Money for old rope” !!!
Maybe they missed a trick by using the word "Champagne" in the publicity. Saying "fizz" and "bubbles" etc gives carte blanche for serving hideous prosecco at a fraction of the cost. I'd rather gargle Brobat.
This conversation actually happened didn't it. You are not making it up!
It's more likely they have the fizz left over from one of the other events, methinks.
* By 'passengers' and 'customers' we of course actually mean 'tourists' and 'mugs'.

You could pre-book a visit to the Shard for less, and get a better view for as long as you wish!
I can already see the British Airways advertising: "Escape for the weekend to enjoy the British thrill of overpriced cheap fizzy plonk in a pointless mode of transport that only takes you on a fixed one-direction journey back to where you were in the past. Nowhere else gives you such an authentic Brexit experience".
They're using Eventbrite? Gosh. Who recently (and deviously) changed their T&C's to turn up at your event and video it and use the footage as they wish - no further permission needed from you.

Do not use Eventbrite.
They really need to push this one hard to either tourists or the Lord's and Ladies of Chelsea willing to travel all the way to the foreign lands of East London
Sighs of disbelief have already been heard from a TfL office not far from the Dangleway. Still, it was briefly slightly useful when the Jubilee line died last week
I can't believe you've sold your soul and started advertising on your website; whatever next! ;p
Funny. Could be true. Good one, as usual.
Is true, Sally. Is true.
I do love the fact that DG coined the name "dangleway" and it stuck. A Google search for "Dangleway" currently returns four links to sites relating to the dangleway, and then various articles by a range of authors about it.
Welcome to world of TfL being absolutely strapped for cash.

Has anyone any better ideas for making money?










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