please empty your brain below

That idea of a monorail above Uxbridge Road actually is quite good if you replace it with an LRT/tram
Disappointed that there are no policies on new year eve fireworks
Like Labour, I note that the DG party has no surviving moderates.
I feel you are not being radical enough on Bus Stop M.
Protesters should have to compensate Londoners earning less than £30000 for any loss of earnings and/or additional expenses incurred due to their protests.
I am still laughing!
I was going to comment on individual policies but found all of them to be worthy of a gold star. Absolutely brilliant!
I thought the Regents Canal already was a cycle superhighway.
The towpath, at least.
If only... (for some)

Also all cyclists to be forced to obey Highway Code.
Don't criminalise bottled water. Instead, bring in a rule that it must consist of Thames water only.

If this does not kill sales entirely, it should at least make you run faster.
...to the nearest public convenience, presumably.
More or less agree with all. bit harsh on Upminster though.
Hilarious!
You forgot Havering to become part of Essex, accommodate all returning Brexit refugees from Spain and be removed from the TfL network and Travelcard System.
I would support the moving of the dangleway...

Should I run for Mayor? ;-)
No Christmas lights switch-on events to take place before December.

However I do also like, Surplus Deliveroo riders retrained as community police officers.
Brilliant! As pie in the sky as many serious proposals these days!
Some of your policies are actually really good ideas.
I don't live in London so I guess I don't get a vote, but I'd vote for you if I could. But I think you're a bit harsh on Pinner - don't demolish the Heath-Robinson museum - it's a gem.
I used to cycle through Downing Street. Even with the steps at the back, it was a more convenient way to get between Westminster Bridge and St James's than via Parliament and Trafalgar Squares. Gets my vote.
I strongly petition the Mayor's birthday event be celebrated at the Bus Stop M. After all, the word "mayor" starts with an M, but Trafalgar Square doesn't.
If Hammersmith was granted its independence, or perhaps merged with Acton, you could have the Royal Borough of Kensington & Fulham & Chelsea. Just think of the sponsorship opportunities.
Very interesting, especially the positioning of the council tax pair.
"Third Runway cancelled, and money saved spent on massive piss-up." That gets my vote. (And Havering deserves all it gets!)
You had my vote at Sultan's Elephant.
You are Boris Johnson and I clain my £350m a week!
If you move Kingston back into Surrey Surrey County Council will have wasted a lot of money on the recently-announced move of its HQ from Kingston to Woking, only some 55 years after Kingston left Surrey. But thanks for bringing Epsom into London: we could do with being in Zone 6.










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