please empty your brain below

Go on Countdown. Alphabetise your CDs. Fix all the tags on your MP3s.

I think that pretty much wraps it up ...

Kitten! DG said "stroke a kitten"!

Whoops - meant to add, stroking a kitten is very good for lowering blood pressure, so surely not unproductive?

Snooker. That is something, when stumbled upon on the box, never fails to ensnare me for thirty minutes.

I don't agree that all of these are unproductive.

Much more interesting to ask how many each person does... You first DG

Take apart computers and then re-build them.

Make somosas. Go get a haircut. Watch the Barack Obama, Sarah Palin (who?) speech voxes on looping BBC news. Put the washing out to dry.

I initially thought dg meant unproductive in the economic sense but loads of the things listed generate money for our "worst in 60 years" chancellor. The list needs to include "wait for diamond geezer to publish a list of productive activities" so quizzical content consumers can unproductively determine what the first list really means by unproductive.

you've got flirt twice....trying to tell us something?

Just noticed that "gaze at the ceiling while wishing the day would hurry up and finish" is on the line above "have sex"...

Are these all from your own experience dg ?

I only got to "wiggle your Wii" and then thought ... now there's an idea.

Read DG's blog.
Daydreaming is always top of my list.

What about...
• Thinking about doing some form of exercise
• Eating
• Sleeping
• Reading
• Running a bath, and then lying in it till the water is cold
• Watching Top Gear repeats on Dave, and The World At War on UKTV History
• Spending lots of money in the West End
• Going to your nearest railway station and catching a train to some random place, simply because it looks (or sounds) interesting

pour water into your garden plants

Kill the bluebottle flies that are zooming around.
Get your hair permed....

Make (yet another) to-do list of tasks that won't ever get done.

I've borrowed a handful of these, thanks, but the 100 still needs a final top-up.

1. Remove hair from a part of your body no one sees.
2. Clean your ears.
3. Comb your flea-free pet for fleas.
4. Walk at high speed once around your neighbourhood - you have to look like you're on a mission or on important business - only you know the secret!
5. Paint your fence.
6. Weed your houseplant pots.

Go lo-fi and read/browse Ceefax and Teletext pages - always kills some time waiting for the pages to come round if you don't have fast-text.











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