please empty your brain below
I'll volunteer to cover Aldwych and Down Street. My teenage children will do stations from Edgware to Bushey Heath on the Northern Line Extension

peewit | Homepage | 05.09.14 - 7:10 a.m. | #

Here in Oxford, the DG distributors, in addition to all the forementioned, stand by Magdalen Bridge with loudspeakers playing an audio track encouraging passers-by to take an interest in the, erm, DGs. Although it most makes me think of the buskers who used to turn up at Chancery Lane dressed as cats, dancing to Stevie Wonder's "Part Time Lover". Any chance of such audio-aided positions becoming available in London, or is this purely a delight saved for those beyond zone 6?

dominic h | 05.09.14 - 7:46 a.m. | #

I want to proselytize, do not people know the need Diamond Geezer...

Steve Barker | Homepage | 05.09.14 - 7:50 a.m. | #

Do we get a free personality test and a chance to meet Tom Cruise and John Travolta?

Antipodean | 05.09.14 - 9:07 a.m. | #

Meanwhile, down below in the ticket offices, TfL have made a deal with Lucifer.com

Bob Lindsay-Smith | 05.09.14 - 9:22 a.m. | #

I was interested in applying for the vacancy, but unfortunately the signup link is broken.

Simon | 05.09.14 - 9:57 a.m. | #

This is vastly preferable to the previous distribution system of knocking on doors and asking if people have heard the Good News (everybody!) about diamond geezer.

Chz | 05.09.14 - 10:23 a.m. | #

Sounds great. To help brand awareness I've designed a badge for you, for volunteers to wear.
They are just what your people need - the bold initials D G in black enamel, encrusted with genuine diamonds.
Just tell them to come to any of my stores or outlets along Oxford Street.
Ciao
Ricardo Dolce

RicardoW | 05.09.14 - 10:36 a.m. | #

Would you believe I saw one of your distribution teams in the dodgy part of Brussels where I work, the other day ?

Unfortunately, they didn't carry a single copy of "Why Should We Worship QEOP in Love and Truth ?" with them. I was disappointed.

Anon from Belgium | 05.09.14 - 11:48 a.m. | #

So it's you who is responsible for people knocking on my door every single Saturday morning!?

Your wandering minstrels have also been known to stop to talk to people at bus stops while pretending to be just casually strolling back and forth. Disgraceful tactics. ;-)

PC | 05.09.14 - 12:23 p.m. | #

Here in Scotland we will be voting on September 18th on having an independent diamond geezer blog. Are we better together with the existing very London centric one or should we have our own blog focussing on bus trips around the edge of Edinburgh and the highest points in towns in Fife.

kissenme | 05.09.14 - 12:39 p.m. | #

I take it the missing sign up link means I've been too slow in applying for the vacancies. Or is this a test to make sure that all your IDAs have sufficient tenacity to ensure the widest spread of the words of DG?

Anonymike | 05.09.14 - 4:09 p.m. | #

All Radio 4 listeners know that the D*v*l sounds like Andy Hamilton...

Tony Martin | 05.09.14 - 8:35 p.m. | #

Beatific expression creation courses are, of course, readily available under the aegis of the Workers Educational Association. A diploma will be awarded to persons of either gender, without regard to their sexual orientation or ethnic origins, on completion of the full term.

Temp | 05.09.14 - 10:22 p.m. | #

Only if I can sing, "Saaaaalt Laaaaake Citeeeeeee" whilst I'm doing it.

mighty mouse | 06.09.14 - 7:46 a.m. | #

I'm happy to do City Road and St Mary's, but due to other commitments (I need sleep) I'm only available alternate Wednesdays. Can bring own megaphone to get message across.

Joel | 06.09.14 - 7:14 p.m. | #

This one made me laugh! :0) Good work, DG!

Gimme Rugga | 06.09.14 - 11:42 p.m. | #

It appears that a number of readers are unaware that the people who randomly stop you with black enamel badges on the bus are Mormons, and the people stood outside tube stations are Jehovah's Witnesses. Scientologists aren't interested in you unless you have money.

Kirk | 07.09.14 - 7:15 a.m. | #

Oh, Mormons are easy to spot. No-one dresses like that any more. And most have that weird "cloned-in-a-vat" thing about them. (plus the name-tag thing when they're actively on duty) Scientologists want you to take a personality test while holding what appears to be a body fat measuring device (if it's not, I'll bet it can be hacked into one), and JWs just want you to read the little magazine.

Chz | 08.09.14 - 9:41 a.m. | #











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