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"..indeed our job is to never say a bad word about anything.."

Classic DG.
I've just found out this is for real! I'd love to give it a go, even though I'm more of a Whisky Woman, but it is cripplingly expensive, sadly. I'd definitely be up for a distillery tour though!
Gin and bitters, anyone?

If you could clamber down from your high horse long enough, DG, there's actually a very good gin distillery and bar pretty much in your manor at Bow Wharf, just south of Vicky Park. Nice people, excellent drinks, and a rather atmospheric and sympathetic conversion of one of those old canal warehouses.

No, I have nothing to do with them other than a quaint desire to see local businesses do well. And I don't know if they serve Becks. Sorry.
Early commenters surely missing the point that this piece is more about the type of media coverage these places are given, and less about the product or those that may choose to consume it.
http://www.oldbakerygin.com/
A local distillery just getting started in north London.
Soon be press officers for politicians, not hugely keen on gin.

Are these sort of puff pieces really any different from articles in newspapers and magazines in the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s etc., or when the BBC or whoever select a company to illustrate a story - tax on alcohol, Brexit or skill shortages, after all that bloke from Pimlico Plumbers seems to be the 'go to guy' if TV need an opinion about various business things, as is that guy from Timpson.

Perhaps in previous years the DGs of this world would merely have flung their newspaper across the room, or tut-tutted, but now they too have a media outlet to complain about stuff.
>> but now they too have a media outlet to complain about stuff.

And a jolly good thing too! I have to confess I'm not sure what your point is that you're trying to make. Unless of course, you're just complaining.... :P
Another good reason to be a loyal reader of this blog, as it takes a pin to the grossly inflated PR puff of this week's episode of Nathan-Barley-in-real-life.

More power to your elbow DG.
Nice illustration of the cyclic group of order 3. Do you mind if I nick it for my lectures?
I think this may be a view of the exterior of Ginopolis

http://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/hogarth-gin-lane-t01799
To take such a flimsy premise and expand it to nearly 900 words without it becoming dull or repetitive or banal takes a writing talent way beyond what most puffers could even dream of. And to skewer the promoters whilst not actually attacking the distillers/small business they're leeching off... just brilliant.
I will confess that only about half the words (above the final photo) are mine. The other half are cut and pasted, or partially adapted, from various London websites enthusing about gin.
I'm sure they all cut and paste parts of each other's pieces. There's only so much you can gush about gin after all!

Excellent read. You almost made me want to go until I remembered I don't like gin and am broke!
Which is the whole point of these pieces.
redcardinal

Simply that there are other outlets for opinions now - after all the 'establishment' media had little reason to rock the boat, yes they might publish something in the letters page, have a feedback type programme - or a pet 'gobby' columnist, but opinions that didn't 'fit in' struggled to be heard.

Think back to recent events on this blog - that guy with the 'T' shirt in Romford and Bob Dylan's 'paintings', would either have had wider publicity in the past, and then there are those racist incidents in public, or police shootings - filmed and stuck on YouTube, something 'normal' people couldn't do before (you couldn't really walk around with a camcorder all the time, but many have a smartphone now, or a dash cam).

In one sense the 'Global Village' is becoming just that - potentially everyone can know your business.
In "Gin Lane" Hogarth was of course railing against the evil imported European drink, and his companion piece "Beer Street" praises the good solid honest British drink.

About 100 years later you get Cruickshank's Worship of Bacchus. http://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/cruikshank-the-worship-of-bacchus-n00795
Well crafted piece. Persuasion is probably why language evolved, so it's not surprising that it happens such a lot.

You may be unable to drink alcohol for other reasons than your religion : medical, alcoholic, or you just do not wish to pay good money to poison yourself.
i just had a cup of tea... it was good...
@still anon

Just caught up with DG today: please do not snipe at 'the guy from Timpson'. After a ghastly run-in with John Lewis, who having sold me the damned iPad in the first place, when it went wrong out of warranty, did not want to know at all, where did I get it fixed: Timpsons. Don't think of them as merely key cutters and shoe solers: that 'guy from Timpson' had a brainwave, offer a tablet repair service.
Top, top photo editing skills there mate
PR puffery or not, after a busy day yesterday, opening DGs blog and seeing those photos made me head straight for the drinks cabinet Have I got a problem?
I'm reminded of a somewhat similar post about pizza. Well not *about* pizza, in the same was that this is not about gin. But everyone loves pizza, and so comments were entirely side-tracked into talking about pizza, rather than satire.
I'd go!
Here's a classic opening paragraph of the genre...

"Everyone loves hummus, right? It shouldn't be known just as something found in pots on the supermarket shelf, however, destined to linger in student fridges. Hummus is one of the greatest foodstuffs ever invented (let's not get into who did that) and when it's done right, it's deeply satisfying. Life-enhancing, even. Here's where to get the best in London."










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