please empty your brain below

You shouldn't be so gloomy, this time there are no U-boats, so imports won't be so difficult, don't expect Europe to be paradise either, look at how they reacted to the refugees, imagine what it'll be like for food supplies.

Does the Jubilee Line have floodgates?, haven't the others installed in WW2 fallen into disrepair?
Thanks for that DG. Just what I needed to cheer me up, this Wednesday morning! 😉
We're all doomed!! 😱😱
In other news, here's an amusing story about a large mis-shapen vegetable grown by Mrs Elsie Normal of Purley Oaks....
Does this mean no service at bus stop M?
Observation 1: It won't be like that. Detailed forecasts of this kind are always wrong.

Observation 2: It may, however, be worse.
There are no floodgates anywhere on the Jubilee Line. If Canary Wharf Jubilee Line station is ever flooded then the whole of the tube network is at risk. The top of the station box is very close to the level of the normal water level in the dock ...
No service at bus stop M, that is a sure sign of the impending apocalypse.
How do bus and train drivers get home in the curfew?
I'm off to Tesco to stock up before the apocalypse
Unfortunately, those relying on South Western Railway trains will not be evacuated because the RMT have mounted a picket which ASLEF members will not cross. It is because the management will not guarantee that all evacuation trains will have a safety-critical guard aboard.
strawbrick,

There ARE floodgates on the Jubilee line. They are housed in the mock Thames Barrier structures south of Canning Town station. They are there to protect the Jubilee line from the River Lea.
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Pedantic
More than happy to be corrected.
I was excited to see that my even numbered postcode was on the list for a food delivery, so I've taken my shoes off again.

Continued reading and am now depressed! I'd go outside for a walk to cheer myself up, but the nice man at the ministry advises against it - even though it looks ok to me.

Better follow the official orders though, to be on the safe side.
So it's not too bad then.
I actually tried to click on the "National Emergency" link. :(
On the bright side, nice to see a role for a revitalised BHS in the New British Era.
Still, mustn't grumble. I'll put the kettle on. We can have a nice cup of hot water.
Still, no mention of Prime Minister johnson so could be worse
Puts the malfunctioning train indicators at Bow Rd into perspective innit.
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