please empty your brain below

Me personally would not want to sit next to the sweaty nervous person with a black ruck sack who kept fiddling with some wires.

Smelly blokes gotta be the worst...

And on the over ground sections the twenty somethin girl gossiping about her social life on the mobile phone so loudly for the entire journey that by the time everybody has got off everyone knows that Wayne is a loser, Michele is a bitch and Darren is dreamy-pants

The drunk who didn't go before he went...

Heres my least liked adjacent seat tube travellers.
People with a cold or influenza sneezing, coughing and spluttering.
People who smell though lack of cleansing.
Very obese people who give me no arm room.
Loud volumed headphone wearers.
Loud voiced cellphone talkers.
Someone who falls asleep and starts to rest their head on your shoulder.

A couple of weeks ago, there was a crazy, drunk, loud, unhinged, aggressive old Irishman on the tube, who when he go up to get off at his stop, a 6 inch butchers knife fell out of his pocket.

I wouldn’t want to sit next to a guy like that too often…..











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