please empty your brain below

Soup again, surely?

Give it to the cat

Or gift wrap it and leave it on the bus. My dad used to swear this was an effective method of getting rid of just about anything.

give it to the homeless people begging on the streets. they won't eat it either, which says a lot.

Send it back to Bernard Matthews. Second Class.

That fucker'll recycle it into turkey burgers or somesuch.

But when it's all gone that's the end of an easy meal or snack.

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