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Have you been to another ISIHAC recording, dg?
Crafty. There is one accurate etymology hidden here among the funny ones!
So when you get to the Count next February, how many cans will this post explain?
Expat from Hammersmith (horseshoe smithy) / Shepherd's Bush (soon to be mutton pasture).
Tooting Broadway: avenue lined by owls

Oh was it owls? I thought the place name was much newer and came from the cars that used their horns in the early days of motoring.
A bit Miles Kington. I like it..
Brixton's origins are also represented in the tiled murals on the Victoria Line platforms there.
Oooooh! Kittens! In Catford, where else?
Thanks for the Sunday morning giggle DG.
Deptford-where only bankrupts can cross the river?
I'm in Brockley, home of the earliest vegetarians.
Winchmore Hill : mound where helicopter rescue teams practised.
Ruislip: where people don't wipe their face after Chinese food
Carshalton: contains a big pile of immovable vehicles
Canonbury: Ecclesiastical graveyard
'Enfield: A place for keeping chickens
Euston: Many female sheep
Kingston: A comatose monarch
Waltham Cross: Walter's pig is upset

and, using local pronunciation . . .
Fort Neef: A army building that guards North-West Croydon
Snaresbrook...watercourse too wide to jump over.
Turnpike Lane: a hedge-line thoroughfare adjacent to a dead-leg on the river.
Manor House: a choice made by many of Rod Stewart's ex-spouses
Hahaha! Love it!

Edgware: Place to don appropriate clothing before entering London.

Totteridge: Dangerous elevated footpath

Clapham: Site of honoured pigs

Kensington: Home of an overweight warbler named Ken
Holloway - to shout directions at someone.

Archway - telling someone who is lost that they shouldn't start from here.
Quite a bit of Ham & Sorcery there
Mornington Crescent - cost of a ton of cress is a cent in the morning from here.
Croydon: home of a shy professor who can't spell.
Burnt Oak-dwelling of the cannabis devotees.
You'll find more cannabis aficionados at Tokyngton
Beckenham - two words for cured meat
Elmers End- errm, (answers on a postcard please)
Pratt's Bottom- ditto. 😳
By the time I got to Bloomsbury, I knew you were taking the piss.
Vauxhall - not much at all
Roehampton - a ton of sliced pork and fish eggs
Bedfont - a lazy typeface
Borough - a hole
Fulwell - where certainty began
Greenford - Before Henry settled on black.
Stanmore - Where Stanley left his boat
Golders Green - Where Percy studied alchemy
Surbiton - where fenland birds are knighted.
Turnham Green - Where environmental campaigning began
I can't believe that I actually understand the puns despite the fact that English isn't my first language.
I really really really wish I'd included the Brockley description :)
Elephant and castle - from La Infanta Da Castilla???
Walthamstow -- where Walter kept his bacon.
Leyton -- place with lots of sexual activity
Having just come to the end of the 13th annual Tour de France Knitalong, I was particularly amused by Woolwich.
Ho.

All it's worth.
Walthamstow - Place of welcome, originally called Wilcumstowe.
Romford - River Rom
Do these now form the start of then Uxbridge Dictionary of Place Names?
Have you been listening to 'It Eppinged Long Ago' by Les Barker?










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