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Have you been to another ISIHAC recording, dg?
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Crafty. There is one accurate etymology hidden here among the funny ones!
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So when you get to the Count next February, how many cans will this post explain?
Expat from Hammersmith (horseshoe smithy) / Shepherd's Bush (soon to be mutton pasture). |
Tooting Broadway: avenue lined by owls
Oh was it owls? I thought the place name was much newer and came from the cars that used their horns in the early days of motoring. |
A bit Miles Kington. I like it..
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Brixton's origins are also represented in the tiled murals on the Victoria Line platforms there.
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Oooooh! Kittens! In Catford, where else?
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Thanks for the Sunday morning giggle DG.
Deptford-where only bankrupts can cross the river? |
I'm in Brockley, home of the earliest vegetarians.
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Winchmore Hill : mound where helicopter rescue teams practised.
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Ruislip: where people don't wipe their face after Chinese food
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Carshalton: contains a big pile of immovable vehicles
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Canonbury: Ecclesiastical graveyard
'Enfield: A place for keeping chickens Euston: Many female sheep Kingston: A comatose monarch Waltham Cross: Walter's pig is upset and, using local pronunciation . . . Fort Neef: A army building that guards North-West Croydon |
Snaresbrook...watercourse too wide to jump over.
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Turnpike Lane: a hedge-line thoroughfare adjacent to a dead-leg on the river.
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Manor House: a choice made by many of Rod Stewart's ex-spouses
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Hahaha! Love it!
Edgware: Place to don appropriate clothing before entering London. Totteridge: Dangerous elevated footpath Clapham: Site of honoured pigs Kensington: Home of an overweight warbler named Ken |
Holloway - to shout directions at someone.
Archway - telling someone who is lost that they shouldn't start from here. |
Quite a bit of Ham & Sorcery there
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Mornington Crescent - cost of a ton of cress is a cent in the morning from here.
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Croydon: home of a shy professor who can't spell.
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Burnt Oak-dwelling of the cannabis devotees.
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You'll find more cannabis aficionados at Tokyngton
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Beckenham - two words for cured meat
Elmers End- errm, (answers on a postcard please) Pratt's Bottom- ditto. 😳 |
By the time I got to Bloomsbury, I knew you were taking the piss.
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Vauxhall - not much at all
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Roehampton - a ton of sliced pork and fish eggs
Bedfont - a lazy typeface Borough - a hole Fulwell - where certainty began Greenford - Before Henry settled on black. Stanmore - Where Stanley left his boat Golders Green - Where Percy studied alchemy Surbiton - where fenland birds are knighted. Turnham Green - Where environmental campaigning began |
I can't believe that I actually understand the puns despite the fact that English isn't my first language.
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I really really really wish I'd included the Brockley description :)
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Elephant and castle - from La Infanta Da Castilla???
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Walthamstow -- where Walter kept his bacon.
Leyton -- place with lots of sexual activity |
Having just come to the end of the 13th annual Tour de France Knitalong, I was particularly amused by Woolwich.
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Ho.
All it's worth. |
Walthamstow - Place of welcome, originally called Wilcumstowe.
Romford - River Rom |
Do these now form the start of then Uxbridge Dictionary of Place Names?
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Have you been listening to 'It Eppinged Long Ago' by Les Barker?
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