please empty your brain below

Still single?

Bunny Boiler?

It is not me. It is you.

Are you worried your Number One Fan might be feeling "kinda oogie" today? Mind your ankles, DG.

So you won't be showing up at the next blogmeet, then?

Been dumped again, DG?

I would say something here, but there's no point.

Thank goodness for paragraph six. I thought you'd left me out!

Ummm...

... does this mean you don't really want me coming here, any more

What I'd love to know is whether this is what you said to them, or s/he said to you......

God DG, are we the same person? I could have written every word of that.
Loners of the world... ummmm, no that doesn't work, does it.

We'd never get on. I'm (in effect) from the North and you're from the South.

Or is this a more news-related "We'd never get on. You'd be claiming too much on the joint account"...?

You get worse. Really you do.

Dear DG! It's just the usual Spring depression. It'll pass.

For the first few paragraphs I thought you were writing about The Evening Standard again.

"Are you trying to tell me something"

Pop that pill and lock the window for heaven's sake. (Pete's not ready for you yet.)

Wonderful

I assume you're not talking about me?

Fine, i will buy my own pint then.











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