please empty your brain below

Please start each individual comment with a number, and keep it short.
27) Elections to the London Assembly will also switch to 'first past the post', Martin confirms, which means no more small party representation.
It's a bit like watching a car crash in slow motion - so many policies I disagree with, so little I can do to stop them.

I guess I can just hope that 6 occupies so much of their time that they don't have time for some of the rest.
If I were a young person I would probably try and emigrate. I feel the UK is finished now.
Having to hear Mrs. May for 5 years, I cannot stand the woman.
5) Too late, Mrs. May, too late.
12) And yet leave the worlds biggest trading market the EU.
27 First past the post for Mayors.
WTF? This has appeared out of nowhere. There is so many things that worry me in this manifesto but I simply don't understand why this is here.
Not that my view is relevant as she's heading for a walkover.
2) I am sure ordinary working class families will appreciate going fox hunting if you bring it back.
The elephant in the room. Mrs May thinks that the government machinery (ministers / civil servants / etc) has room to draft the necessary legislation for all these manifesto items and get them through Parliament.
Is it only me that thinks dealing with Brexit is such a monumental task that this will take up 200% of the civil service time. I just don't see there being any capacity to deal with anything else during the next parliamentary term.
11 - note that there is no obligation not to extend it into new areas.

19 - they always promise this - remember Labour, they will no doubt move one high profile 'thing' then stop.

24 - we will work towards ......, a politicians promise if ever there was one, although companies use it in their mission statements.

30 - 'addressing issues', more politicians speak for changing nothing - they'll no doubt have a 'review'.

42 - if a union has already agreed an operational practice with one piece of equipment, then it's not beyond the bounds of reason to pass legislation blocking them from not doing it with the same equipment for no other reason than it's a different colour or operated by a different company.

43 - oh look, a 'review'.

45 - we will offer a round figure, then attach loads of conditions.

47 - work until you die

49 - during this year all your household bills will be paid by fairies

54 - note the phrase 'we will', no 'reviews', no 'we will work towards', they also know they'll win the next election, as it's over 10 years

56 - after 15 years you'll be homeless again

59 - yeah - in your dreams

How many years before we default on our national debt, something that there isn't much mention of?, apparently the economy is unlikely to grow fast enough to ever pay it off.
@ John re (2) Fox hunting.
You seem to assume that no working class families participate in hunting. Take yourself to Cumbria, where hunting is very much a working class thing. Fox hunting in the mountainous parts of Cumbria is done on foot - no horses - no crimson jackets.
15) Which we have delayed for the past 10 years.
All polititions are *******s no matter what party!
We need to stop telling one another this vile party will win, and work ceaselessly to stop it happening. Out of opposition comes recovery.
From the Canute manifesto: We will order the tide to turn.
58) Goodbye, internet.
I'm sure you know the apocryphal Canute anecdote is about him demonstrating the limits of his powers to his sycophantic courtiers. It is about his humility and piety, not his hubris.

Fox hunting and grammar schools. Dog whistles and dead cats.

For promises on tax, remember it is about bases as well as rates. VAT on food? Childrens clothes? Books? Housing? Promises on income tax, or NI?

One helpful trick to determine whether any of these statements carry any meaningful content is to reverse their meaning and see if that is the sort of position that any reasonable person could take, eg (1) ... "there will be ideological crusades" (2) ... "ordinary working families will be ignored." Oh.
(3) we must reject the mainstream view.
(4) we will deny people real opportunity
(5) the government's agenda will drift to the right
(6) we will not get on with the job
(9) we will agree an unfair settlement with the EU
(39) we do not need to learn how to defeat extremism
(58) we believe there should be a safe space for terrorists
(60) we will make Britain unsafe
19) Civil servants moan when they have to move two tube stops. Good luck to the North.
60 -- Everybody wants to be the Chinese Communist Party.
58)
We must do something (about terrorists talking to each other).
This is something.
Therefore, we must do this.
22: Armed Conflict is more important than Human Rights.

24 / 37: only wealthy asylum seekers need apply (and even then we'll probably turn you away)

25. more targeted to people who aren't like us ("us" being the Tories)

32: does everyone get detention if they don't? or are they going to send teachers to prison?

38: is this a way of pretending that we're not going to lose loads of money from EU students who will choose to study in other countries after Brexit?

39: the state largely ignored racism for most of the twentieth century.

40: well hello Macarthyism.

48: the rest of the money is found at the end of the rainbow

51: we will try to privatise as much as possible without having to change the law to do it

52: share data with whom? And why does the phrase "doing more with less" keep ringing in my ears?

55: since when are mews houses "high density"

56: then you're homeless again.

57: we don't want to piss off the people who give us so much lovely election funding

58-60: welcome to Hadrian's Firewall.
politics again?!
48) We will do this because the vast majority of people don't go into care homes, but huge numbers need care at home (especially now we are closing community hospitals). They will now pay the full market rate for care at home and this will help get us out of the current social care funding crisis (which also causes hospital discharge delays).

As a government, we are incapable of developing a decent long-term health and welfare strategy, as we only think in silos and we don't really give a toss for the peasants.
53) Keep 140,000 EU staff in the NHS.

Good luck with that!
60 - because everything you do will be monitored, stored and kept forever, so you won't dare look at anything less than vanilla ever again - and we'll firewall the hell out of most of it anyway.
54) *even if they are on stretchers and have lost all their limbs, because we want to impose a full US welfare system on the UK.
Will Larry retain his tenure?
57) Although I already knew this, it's an appalling betrayal but not surprising given how the government's close links with the press.

Tory scumbags.

Of course we haven't heard nary a word about this through the media....
32) Does this not show how pathetically poor the English education system is if they have to make a specific pledge on this?
I think it's broadly a very decent manifesto. Certainly a few points are undesirable or unattainable (aspects of the pledges on immigration being both). But what really strikes me most is how in many regards what a centrist, even in places centre-left, manifesto this is. A lot of it could have been devised by some of the more perceptive voices in Labour, even (Jon Cruddas, Maurice Gladman, etc).

Interesting times. I think this marks a major paradigm shift in British politics. Tories move to the centre to be more appealling to more people. Labour moves left to irrelevance. Lib Dems just for EU-fanatics, who become fewer in number daily.

It's not good from a parliamentary perspective, but it looks like George Osborne may well end up as the de facto opposition leading voice for the next few years from his Evening Standard (and other) offices, at least until he and others committed to both social and economic liberalism (which in reality have always needed to go together) in all three (or, again, two...) main parties unite as a cohesive force in parliament and beyond
58) We'll outdo the Stasi in destroying everyone's privacy. Wherever you go, whatever you do, we'll forever be snooping on YOU.

We'll build backdoors into all encryption, even though criminals will exploit them for ransomware.

60) We'll protect you from bad news and everyone who doesn't enthusiastically support The Leaderene, and we'll make you even happier than the North Koreans.
There are several things in this manifesto that I am not entirely keen on, but like Dominic I broadly support it. I think the general direction of travel is correct. Perhaps all the moaning Minnies today would prefer a government lead by a well meaning but totally disorganised and economically illiterate twerp? Someone who thinks that an innumerate imbecile should be Home Secretary. Just be grateful that Messrs Cameron and Osborne have gone.
0) Regarding "politics again", I am pleased that DG has written this post, and that I have read it, even though it makes me very unhappy.

27) Extension of FPTP has come from nowhere, but when you are writing a manifesto, you can do this. Especially when you are prioritising "strong and stable" over consensus.
6) & 7) We will monitor slaughterhouses to make sure everyone else kills animals humanely, while we let our dogs rip foxes to shreds for entertainment.

1) - 60) Scary
27) Stopping a British En Marche.
54) How? Is the government going to employ them? Doing what?
55) 'We' will build better houses, as in the government will?? - pure fantasy
56) 'We' will build new .. social houses?? Who will? Local Authorities who are currently powerless to build? a new government agency, with power to compulsorily acquire land etc. etc??
Who writes this drivel?
Most things I seem to read are against the Tories, but still they are riding high in the polls .i think it's just a bit trendy to say you are a lefty, but secretly vote Tory because you know it makes sense....
@Colininthailand: That's why sometimes I think "not making sense" is the only way out. I personally think a Corbyn premiership would be interesting.
Yes, a Corbyn premiership would be interesting. Whether in a good or a bad way is debatable.

Simimlarly (but not identically), before the referendum some people suggested that a "Leave" outcome might be interesting. Well it is, but many people feel that its "interestingness" is insufficient compensation for the harm it is going to cause (and not only to Britons).
@Malcolm: Because Corbyn is effectively the product of Tory monopoly, I always find it interesting to see how so many people (involving Labours themselves) love to hate him. And of course I do mean some kind of Trump-styled interesting-ness when I refer a Corbyn premiership.

Big mistakes - or accomplishments - are usually made because the people don't find a way out and have to blast the hell out of the walls. (Brexit + Tory domination) is some kind of an opened Pandora's Box and I am afraid if one finds it unbearable, one ought to open another.
Any comments about the manifesto, anyone?
The manifesto is a disaster.

As someone said above the UK will be finished if even 50% of the promised rubbish materialises as law. The implementation of that manifesto will simply confirm and conclude decades (centuries?) of national self delusion as to our role in the world. Back to the 1850s never mind the 1950s and s*d the consequences for future generations and those who are poor, ill, ageing or disabled now or in the next 10-20 years.

And quite how Mrs May has the ratings she has I do not know. She is useless, vision-less, a liar, duplicitious and incurious. She is a terrifying prospect as PM. And yes the "opposition" (hah!) is even (swear word) worse. I have never been so furious and fed up about an election as this one. If I could afford to emigrate I would but I can't. It's like living in a real world manifestation of Doctor Who story lines (Harriet Jones anyone?). I just wish someone would turn up and say "don't you think she looks tired?" to Mrs May.
59) Even outdoing China and Russia?
The most depressing post in all my years of reading you.

52) GPs are deserting the NHS in their droves. Why not address that instead of insulting them?
Labour will win this election. Right now we're gaining momentum.
42 particularly worrying. The first step to banning strikes.
32) is that real?

as for the rest: I just don't believe it's pure populism and none of the "good things" will happen and 1)-5) will soon be forgotten.

60) Goodbye internet and open society
A lot of it makes sense... some of it concerns me.

But... I've read the other parties' manifestos.

Could be worse...

This country will never improve until we get PR. And I mean proper PR, not the AV system that has already been rejected that most people don't even remember having the opportunity to vote on in 2011.
You hate the tories more than you love Labour, DG. Not healthy. And not for this blog either.
But I have no problem with this post, which is all cut and paste from the tories manifesto.
Am I the only one who keeps thinking of Harriet Jones whenever Theresa May utters something.

Anyway no.27 must be resisted. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.
When I finished posting, I just noticed item no.1 - initially I didn't get past the two S's before moving on to item 2, but I then notice "there will be no ideological crusades" - WHAT!! yes there will - sodding Brexit for a start.
35 Schools in England will offer a free school breakfast to every child in every year of primary school.

But take away the lunches.
Uncle Audrey, breakfasts are more important for a school day than a lunch.
JDF: Care to point at some solid scientific research that can prove that? What kind of breakfast are we talking about anyway? When will this happen? Is this funding for all schools to set up a compulsory breakfast club? As in it will be compulsory for schools to offer a breakfast club regardless of the uptake of such?

I mean, the dutiful parent ensures the child has a breakfast before they leave for school, then the school acts in loco parentis for the next 8 hours or so, then the dutiful parent collects the child and gives them a dinner/supper/tea whatever you call the evening meal. The dutiful parent knows that the child receives a lunch at school when they are not there to ensure that and whether or not they have provided the means for the child to obtain a lunch, i.e. money/credits/vouchers etc.
The negligent parent sends the child to school with no breakfast, they don't care about the lunch, they don't care about the evening meal. The school then, acting in loco parentis, ensures that the child has a breakfast, but what is that? An extra "lesson" at the start of the day? When does the school day start then?

So the children of dutiful parents gets two breakfasts... it makes no sense at all. Is this an anti-poverty measure? An anti-neglect measure? Just what is it intended to achieve? Besides, of course, CUTTING COSTS. The uptake of breakfasts will be minimal, seriously. The vast majority of parents will have a routine which does NOT involve them getting their child to school at any time different to what happens now to those schools with breakfast clubs. So the negligent parents just don't care what time they get the child to school.

Cutting out free, hot, school lunches is the most ludicrous part of this school reform, and playing the loss of THAT off against the addition of a free breakfast is, in my mind, treating the public with the utmost contempt.

33. I never realised that student loans were a sin that needed forgiveness. Comes from me not being the child of a clergyman I guess. No mention of what this forgiveness might entail, or why the same generosity isn't being extended to nurses, junior doctors, social workers, and other worthies.










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