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Crude, shallow, obvious, and filthy.
I LOVED TAKING EVERY LOAD (of information from each paragraph).
Doktorb | 27.11.22 - 7:04 a.m. | #
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Well that was unexpected and different
Brian | 27.11.22 - 7:17 a.m. | #
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One Becks too many?
Peter | 27.11.22 - 7:55 a.m. | #
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Did I spot some double-entendres in today's missive? I didn't see them coming.
Rob Gullen | 27.11.22 - 8:03 a.m. | #
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Have you had Frankie Howerd in your channel?
Simon | Homepage | 27.11.22 - 8:19 a.m. | #
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Clever writing but not particularly funny or appropriate.
popartist | 27.11.22 - 8:25 a.m. | #
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Fnarr fnarr!
Andy Riley | 27.11.22 - 8:40 a.m. | #
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Started with a Sid James' laugh echoing in my head, ended with a face like a Hattie Jacques matron.
Frank F | 27.11.22 - 8:51 a.m. | #
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Unduly smutty for a Sunday morning and not to your usual standard.
Petras409 | 27.11.22 - 8:55 a.m. | #
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I eagerly await your visits to Cockington and Cockermouth.
Bob S | 27.11.22 - 9:05 a.m. | #
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I think you did very well to keep it up for so long. Waking up to this on a Sunday morning is not usual for me any more.
Brightside | 27.11.22 - 9:07 a.m. | #
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What's got into you this morning?
As you have given my alter ego a name check, I feel I should rise to the occasion.
Timbo, aka Norbiton Flyer | 27.11.22 - 9:13 a.m. | #
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A tender and muddled head this morning after one too many beers last night, and I have to say this long post tickled my insides.
Greg | 27.11.22 - 9:16 a.m. | #
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Certainly different from what we usually come to expect. Extremely amusing.
Barry Coppock | 27.11.22 - 9:22 a.m. | #
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What about Cock fosters
Dick Turpin | 27.11.22 - 9:22 a.m. | #
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Bolx
Dick | 27.11.22 - 9:51 a.m. | #
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No mention of pampas grass in any of the front gardens then?
Frank Funster | 27.11.22 - 10:02 a.m. | #
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I first encounterd Dickerage Road when the use of the suffix -rage was all the thing, as in "road-rage and trolley-rage". It also meant I could never see the word "vicarage" the same again.
RogerP | 27.11.22 - 10:06 a.m. | #
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Dear DG
I wish to complain about the filth of today's post. There's enough of it in my personal life without suffering any more of it in your - usually very clean - blog. I hope your mother washes your mouth out with soap.
Yours
Helmut Longstaff
Wild Shag Cottage
Upper Sheepsbottom Lane
Much Humping-on-Sea
daveid76 | 27.11.22 - 10:18 a.m. | #
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*sniggers from the back row*
Ooer, isn't he saucy!
Cornish Cockney | 27.11.22 - 10:30 a.m. | #
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Shades of Round the Horne / Beyond Our Ken on the Radio at mid-day on Sundays in the 1960's with my parents not getting all the innuendos ...
strawbrick | 27.11.22 - 10:45 a.m. | #
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Strawbrick. Currently being repeated on Radio 4 extra on Mondays. Ooh, innee bold!_
Timbo | 27.11.22 - 10:51 a.m. | #
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DG pitches for the job at 'Viz'. Or perhaps he's on holiday, and F.Saunders is providing cover.
mark addy | 27.11.22 - 12:01 p.m. | #
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Clever writing but not particularly funny or appropriate.
Unduly smutty for a Sunday morning and not to your usual standard.
If this is the future dg, then I'll scroll on.
We are not amused.
Friends of the Victorian Cotts
parktown | 27.11.22 - 12:06 p.m. | #
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..there was me expecting a ring with a candle to blow.. Happy first Advent.
Steve | Homepage | 27.11.22 - 12:08 p.m. | #
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Lots of semis on display there.
cjw714 | 27.11.22 - 1:56 p.m. | #
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Seems a lot of people don't want this kind of thing stuffed in their faces.
Sir Gestive | 27.11.22 - 3:13 p.m. | #
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FFS.
KS | 27.11.22 - 4:30 p.m. | #
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Will you be visiting Clitterhouse Road and Playing Fields soon?
kerspatula | 27.11.22 - 5:04 p.m. | #
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Thank goodness you didn't visit Fircombe.
John the gardener | 27.11.22 - 5:15 p.m. | #
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Oooh look, Dickeridge Road, sounds a bit "dick". Coming soon...we visit throbbing Cockfosters, and of course, in the same vein, a day trip to Penistone.
Arlu | 27.11.22 - 5:38 p.m. | #
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Seems like many people like their innuendo in small doses, like a garnish, rather than served up by the bucket-load.
One William Shakespeare used quite a lot of "filthy" puns. Like DG, he also wrote plenty of other things.
Malcolm of Kent | 27.11.22 - 6:15 p.m. | #
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It was the length that impressed me the most.
Peter of London | 27.11.22 - 7:46 p.m. | #
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Puerile!
Alpine | 27.11.22 - 10:36 p.m. | #
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You may very well make fun of Dickerage lane but I'll have you know young man that this is the best back way to Kingston Hospital avoiding the queues and chicanes
marmaduke jinks | 27.11.22 - 10:57 p.m. | #
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Did Finbarr Saunders guest write today? Fnarrr, fnnarrr...
David J | 27.11.22 - 11:11 p.m. | #
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Agree with popartist and Petras409 and Alpine (and also marmaduke jinks). Not funny and not clever.
kewman | 28.11.22 - 12:10 a.m. | #
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You caught me completely off guard today. I'm still smiling.
Gabriel | 28.11.22 - 2:50 a.m. | #
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Thank you for this, as a regular user of Dickerage Road it will continue to amuse me for a long time.
RosemaryT | 28.11.22 - 6:34 a.m. | #
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Hey Mr Kewman. I wasn't against it. I was having a laugh because I do use that road as my traffic jam busting route to Kingston Hospital. That's all :-)
Marmaduke Jinks | 28.11.22 - 3:14 p.m. | #
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Reading this the day after watching the episode of the Crown where our future King at the time was praising the English language whilst comparing himself to a oblong implement makes it even funnier.
Blar Gazon | 29.11.22 - 10:03 a.m. | #
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A belated LOL. Then more LOLs for the comments, including the unimpressed ones.
And a thumbsup for that last photo. The attention to detail by the fence builder to match the profile to the tree branch is something else.
O | 29.11.22 - 1:22 p.m. | #
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