please empty your brain below |
Ha ha ha ! |
Alas, electing a non-embarrassing Mayor is already not an option. |
That made me laugh my head off.
However, I do believe that currently the correct protocol on the Internet is to to laugh one's bottom off. Consider it done. |
Sheer brilliance. Cheers DG.
PS What is a space octopus? |
Never mind the gaspipe, what about replacing the whole schemozzle with holographic projections. Security worries solved :) |
"Simultaneous suspension of Jubilee and Central lines on busiest evening of Games"
Now THAT is highly probable... |
I, for one, welcome our new space octopus overlords. |
Excellent. I think there's scope for a meme generator where the various parts of these risks are mixed up to generate new, more ridiculous risks. LOCOG can then just hit F5 and mitigate accordingly. |
Surface to Air Missiles on Shooters Hill.. you couldn't make it up!
What next? Nuclear powered SubmarineS armed with Trident invisibly patrolling the Thames. |
You think it'll be possible to find enough Boris Bikes to barricade those Zil Lanes then? |
I'm looking forward to a space octopus descending, getting elected Mayor of London, and then waving eight flags in an embarrassing manner in front of a global audience of three billion.
Alternatively, we might now have an explanation for what's going on with Boris' hair. |
So someone leaked LOCOG's risk assesssment to you then? ;-) |
Perhaps the Drought now affecting London will come to an end when the Olympics start.
If not no water for the athletes and visitors could be another "risk" factor! |
"Surface to Air Missiles on Shooters Hill."
Well it could get interesting if they forget to turn the Sea Vipers off (actually, why don't they just park a type 45 in the Thames?) during the opening and closing firework ceremony. |
If they have to use the surface to air missiles that close to the Olympic park, the bits will probably land there anyway. |
I kind of like the idea of the stadium lit up by Olympic torches in the crowd - very atmospheric! |
Hilarious! (and so true). Missiles on Shooters Hill; Archers in Bow - any other mixed metaphor geographical suggestions? There could be a quiz here. |
Brilliant
Kind regards |
Gas deployment: Beckton.
Guard dogs: Barking. Cost of security: Wapping. Payback: Deptford. Sorry, best I could do. |
Imagining the space octopus being beamed down during the opening ceremony made me chuckle. Excellent post DG. :-) |
Hahahahahaha!! DG at his best! Brilliant. |
Today I bought some London Prepares tickets for Sat 5 May. £30 paid for tickets for the hockey, wheelchair tennis, water polo, and the athletics/opening of the stadium & my train fare from Beckenham ! That's value |
"Use Olympic flame to light Olympic torches and distribute amongst crowd"
How exactly? It's a holographic flame! Locog contingency - Implemented by cretins. Oh, and you just gotta love the irony of a missile base on "Shooters" Hill. |
You might be closer than you think with the Pepsi thing.
http://www.socialistworker.co.uk/art.php?id=27819 The last bit about the Nike / Adidas clash is for real, but if competitors do collect medals bare foot, they best watch out that Saul Zaentz Company doesn't sue them for infringement of a Hobbit trademark. |
I'm just clearing emails & came across this, having sent a link to a friend who was working on the Olympics.
A bit frightened by this: "Actor who plays mascot Mandeville accused of child molestation" |
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