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Spot on, as always DG
The English graduate shouldn't worry too much - soon the job will be done using AI and they will be free to apply for other mind numbing jobs.
I do think that fish chopping board is quite cute (impractically shaped though it may be).
Chocotastic one for me.
Getting ready to go out early now in case it sells out. However, is it me, or has the Geezer Emporium shrunk the size of the Wagon Wheel?
Perfect!
Brilliant! Those marketing people who annoy DG so much should soon be competeing to be the one to employ his talents.
Absolutely brilliant, one of your best blogs. I particular like the reference to the venue "M'arrΓͺt de Bus, E3!"
Blimey, did you pick (er sorry, I mean "source") those daffs at the same time you made that video a few months back?!!

Brilliant - especially the top-notch locations. Who can resist?
that is one of your best, DG. Beau Church indeed...
I think the tea looks nicest in the first one, though that might just be because it's in a white mug. Love that plate! Completely lives up to my image of DG.
I have that Creme Egg mug - a treasured possession acquired many years ago but a complete pain to wash thoroughly!
Brilliant.

Is that plate in the top picture Edward Bawden? Or maybe 1950s Woolies?

dg writes: From the Royal Stafford factory shop in Burslem. 50p in a clearance sale. I bought two.
Oh, there must be a long queue at bus stop M! Photo, please!
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I notice that the tablecloths in these eateries appear to be the same. They must have all been bought from one wholesaler - DG Enterprises perhaps.
After reading this, my tea is served liberally sprayed over a computer keyboard, accompanied by rich snorts of laughter.
I swear the Geezer's Afternoon 'Creme' Tea was larger a decade ago! I blame the Americans...
Thankfully, the Chorleywood Loaf is only available at one of the establishments. I would have thought, at the very least, it would be homemade bread.
They aren't finger sandwiches, but triangular. And do you do them in brown bread?
Sorry to be late to the party. That's carpet, right?
I note the impeccable consistency of the tea colour.
Cream tea and lager is one of my favourites. You should really try it. It's perfect outside on a hot day. Consume the beer interleaved with the tea. It's a bit like the pleasure of having coffee and whisky side by side. Cream must be on top of jam. The contrast of alternating fizzy lager with clotted cream on the pallet, and the mellow tea is lovely.
"This magical, enchanting offering is far and away the best afternoon tea you'll find in London today." (Β£49.50)

https://londonist.com/london/food-and-drink/potion-room-afternoon-tea

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