please empty your brain below

Wrong queue. Always the wrong queue.

why is it that some people, predominantly the female of the species, seem surprised when, upon reaching the till, they have to pay for their purchases? there then follows a search in their tardis-like handbag for their purse, which can take an age to find. meanwhile, several other people in the queue, myself included, slowly lose the will to live

Answer: they do it deliberately to piss us off.

Hey, well done, DG. I can't even send a text! I HAVE sucessfully taken a photo the size of a stamp and infra-redded it to someones laptop. But I'm not sure I could do it again...

So your Tesco has long queues too....?

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