please empty your brain below

Or you can wait three months and read the article on here, without Time Out's tiny minor (but mathematically-incorrect) edits

Yes, 5 minutes isn't 50\\% longer than 4 minutes, is it? (Presumably that's what you meant?) And they don't even credit you as the author.

I see you've been bloggered in the last few hours too...

Yes, the "5" was originally a "5½".

And where the hell did that blue bar come from? According to my template, I'm not supposed to have one.
waves fist at bloody Blogger

Nice one. And my copy of TO1913 P10 does show you credited as the author.

I like the way the blue bar makes it hard to see your title. A bit like when a string of tourist coaches park across your award-winning window display.

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