please empty your brain below

I'm afraid I got stuck at the mini-Sudoku. It was just too difficult to complete. Will the answers to it be printed in tomorrow's edition?

No, you'll have to call the 75p-per-minute answer line by 5pm or else you'll never know!!!

I became a little excited when I read of Ken's purported musical ambitions and had to calm myself with some junk food.

Cracking, you've got them down to a tee!

I'm looking for the five question in depth interview with someone you don't care about, and the celebrity article with the wrong picture attached to it.

Where's the picture of the cute pet?

You're so right about the pathetic content of these freesheets. And they've turned the streets into some kind of giant gerbil cage.

The runt of the Litter!
The text messages were a bit mild but otherwise you could reprint it every week and not bother to change it.

But where is the no knickers shot du jour?

and where is the daily horoscope?

Has anyone noticed how aggressive the distributors of these cr*p papers can be? They stand in your way and literally stuff the paper under your nose.

wot no crappy London style dating pics n stuff?

They're not crappy, some of us need some hope... *cough*

I walk home through the City and could easily pick up ten or twenty of these newspapers. Not to mention the free property and sport magazines they hand out weekly. But whats the point? The news in them is already out of date - I took one on the day of the 'tornado' and it didn't even mention it!

So, who's going to print 20 of DG's out and hand a copy to someone trying to give you a crap freebie paper today? Swapsies! C'mon...

I'd just like to point out that I am still crouching behind my sofa, waiting for the all clear to sound, or for some legitimate authority to evacuate me to the country. Ideally Wales.

The Gower peninsula.

Excellent! I'm glad London has bounced back from the disaster, whatever that was!

He's back! Yay!

Loving the "bit squashed in the second carriage"...

This is more like it!











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