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There's always got to be one, hasn't there!

To sum up the comments:
1. Perfume should always be subtle.
2. A natural (floral) base is preferred over artificial aromas.
3. It should complement your body chemistry.
And I would add:
4. It can take years to find the one that's right for you, and when you do, it will be just before it's taken off the market.

It is said that a young lady accused Dr Johnson of 'smelling'. He replied: "Madam, you smell. I stink."

Results, 24 hours on: two non-smellers for every smeller.

how does that break down by gender?
Sorry to be awkward but it must make a difference.

Is it just me but does anyone else catch a whiff of what an ex girlfriend used to wear at least 25 years ago and can remember who it was straight away?

Mind you I get the same with some industrial smells. Instantly taken back to my apprenticeship in the mid 70s.

The man in front of me on the tube yesterday smelt divine. Had I been a little less sensible I might have tried to snuggle my nose into his neck!! Most girls I know go weak at the knees for a nice smelling fella - natural or not.

Umm, good job I don't wear cologne, then. Imagine trying to explain that to the wife when you get home:

Darling.. that lipstick on my collar.. it was from Fewellie... she couldn't resist me....
BANG
Ooooowwwwww.
Honest.

I nearly did it again today!!!

Sorry, but *perfumed* anti-pong is the devil's work. I might plump for a whiffy chin, but the pits remain resolutely whiff-free.











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