please empty your brain below
we'll have to pay to breathe soon - if that's still allowed.

zoe | Homepage | 02.10.06 - 8:16 a.m. | #

Voltan has indeed toyed with the idea of taxing oxygen when Voltan is lord and ruler of all. However, enforcement could be tricky. Perhaps a premium-rate hotline wherein the little people may 'shop' one another would be the best solution.

Voltan | Homepage | 02.10.06 - 9:35 a.m. | #

I hear old Suggs has spoken out in favour of the legislation.
It's Madness gone Politically Correct.


(c) John Holmes

Murphy | Homepage | 02.10.06 - 9:35 a.m. | #

I live the age I am and the age everyone else is too. Just be!

(general love is in the air backing track)

largefeet | 02.10.06 - 9:43 a.m. | #

This post is so appropriate. A couple of hours ago my nine-year-old great-nephew was here, playing an online game called Geriatric Skeet Shooting. You click on Pull and an old dear in a wheelchair flies up the screen and you have to shoot them down. It was hilarious.

Great Aunt Annie | 02.10.06 - 10:10 a.m. | #

Having glanced round our part of the office... yup, not a soul approaching 40. But no, we don't discriminate on age, it's just that some people "don't fit the personalilty of the company".

Because they are old. Obviously.

Gordon | Homepage | 02.10.06 - 10:48 a.m. | #

My surname is 'Oldman'. I'm only 26 - will I have to change it now or risk being arrested for such a politically incorrect name?

smeg\\_head | Homepage | 02.10.06 - 12:43 p.m. | #

It's a load of old bollocks isn't it?

Now, when we invite people to apply for jobs here, we are not allowed to ask their date of birth, whether and when they did GCSEs/O Levels/A Levels, but strangely we can ask them when they did their university course(s). Surely that will help in aging people?

Apparently we don't have to interview all of the people who apply though, if we happen to think they are too old. Or maybe that's just the place that I work?!

Laura-Ann | Homepage | 02.10.06 - 2:25 p.m. | #

We all had an e-mail today, telling us that a "new girl" had started, in a different section, at the other end of our office. Try as I might, I couldn't find any child in the office, only an unfamiliar, fully grown woman. Can I tell my colleague that her e-mail was 'illegal' now? She'd be REALLY scared.

Chig | Homepage | 02.10.06 - 9:58 p.m. | #











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