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But surely a bottle of water - once emptied - could be pressed into action to provide relief. In the direst of situations, you understand; I'm not advising this for the 4 minute wait you usually get before pulling into Camden Town.
Huw | Homepage | 15.09.06 - 9:12 a.m. | #
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dg was obviously taking the other half of the population with less "aim" into account huw!
verity74 | 15.09.06 - 10:06 a.m. | #
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My initial thoughts were exactly the same as Huw's. David Niven used the same technique when he was trapped at table during a regimental dinner. As for those with less "aim", I suppose carrying a funnel about too would be a little over the top?
Quink | Homepage | 15.09.06 - 10:28 a.m. | #
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I have a friend who, after drinking a little too much beer, had the unforunate experience of not being able to hold 'it' in. He then used his coat to cover his spreading embarrassment. Still to this day he is known as Mr Pissy pants.
I will never forget the look of relief mixed with embarrasment on his face as he finally gave in....
???? | 15.09.06 - 10:31 a.m. | #
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No matter how many times I go to the loo before I leave I always need to pee when I step on a tube platform. I think it is pschological.
Essexgirl | 15.09.06 - 10:44 a.m. | #
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"A normal tube journey's no problem, even if I've been out drinking beforehand"
I remember a post maybe a year or even longer ago where you said that you'd virtually given up drinking DG, to concentrate on your blog. Are you saying you've had a change of lifestyle and we are now getting less of your time while your spending more on bottles of becks?
http://
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long distance | 15.09.06 - 10:57 a.m. | #
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Was the guy who runs the blogspot servers stuck on a train this morning? I was distraught when I got a page cannot be displayed message for DG's blog.
dg writes: looks like blogspot was down this morning between 10am and noon (BST)
Michael | 15.09.06 - 1:00 p.m. | #
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The last time I was trapped on a train was 7th July last year, for a couple of hours. It got to the stage where someone was suggesting that if we were the only ones left alive, how would we continue the human race. You can guess how the conversation went...
Simon | Homepage | 15.09.06 - 1:00 p.m. | #
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Voltan too suffered 500 errors when attempting to carry out surveillance on Mr Geezer. Voltan shall smite Google.
Voltan | Homepage | 15.09.06 - 2:19 p.m. | #
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Have been stuck on a train just outside Charing Cross once for over an hour. The toliet wasn't working, and so I found a quiet part of the carriage and relieved myself into my old empty water bottle. God knows what everyone else did...
Ian | Homepage | 15.09.06 - 3:32 p.m. | #
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I had to relive myself on a stopped train once. Luckily a relative held me up, so that I could aim out of the window. Admittedly I was just 3 years old at the time - it would be more difficult nowadays.
Charles Fanis | 15.09.06 - 6:18 p.m. | #
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"One Railway" are always taking the piss.
Murphy | Homepage | 15.09.06 - 7:42 p.m. | #
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I almost gave birth on the tube! Contractions every five minutes, water broke... could've been a sight for sore eyes!
Sharon J | Homepage | 16.09.06 - 2:17 p.m. | #
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