please empty your brain below

I feel like I should wash my hands after reading all that. Always wanted to be a slow dripper.

I think I'm definitely a slow dripper.

Woo to 500k!

**hits refresh manically**

I think you've quite possibly reached the maximum limit of double entendres that one can make in a post

You're very welcome to my traffic dg, I love reading you; and if I can influence any of my readers to too, then that'd make me really happy.

(And sorry about the Bloggies, I still think you should have won that.)

My God. Knocked off the top spot by a slut!

This will not do.

Congrats on the 500k.

And I meant that in a nice jokey way, The Girl!

Damn, I was hoping for a small trickle...

Congrats DG, you are a gem ...

Congrats on the demi-million

But, I wonder if you realise that you have inadvertently provided *exactly* the linkage that people who hijack once-used and popular blog names, when they are deleted/discarded, and then fill them with links to porn, wish for?

Congratsnthanks. I'm feeling strangely soiled - but in the best possible taste. As for BWs comment - well kettles and pots come to mind... I wonder what effect a fake porno blog war would on rankings n such...

I agree with BW. Suggest that you remove links to those blogs that have closed down.

Erm, if anyone can point out a "was great, now porn" blog that I've inadvertently linked to today, then I'll delink. I still haven't found one.

The half-millionth visitor has been and gone!

According to my stats, it was someone from "Hamilton, Scotland" using a blueyonder connection who arrived here around quarter to four this afternoon, not via a search engine and not via anyone else's site.

Hello, whoever you are!

Comments in 39.

A few inappropriate comments in blog 39, eh?
OK, it's not the blog it once was, I'll delink.

But perhaps I should also check back through every link I've ever posted during the last four years, just to be absolutely certain that no druggie/poker/sexual spam comments have since appeared there. And delete my own blog too, just to be on the safe side.

I'm presuming I am a slow dripper with occasional small spurts? I'll say no more.

So now I have a lusty female sexblogger AND an Arsenal fan in Barcelona on top of me!

Oh my word.

(Oh, and blimey, congrats on 500K!)

I don't think there's any need for that DG.

Besides, Google doesn't work like that. As I'm sure you're aware

One blog I really miss is:

'not you, the other one'.

I have a nostalgia for that one in particular, as it's the first one I ever read.

I was one of your 20\\% "poor deluded souls" who reached you via a search engine in search of an "answer to an esoteric query" In my case, not only did I find the answer to my query on London's Fleet river, I discovered a great blog that keeps me coming back - so here's to the deluded souls !

Yeah, I miss 'not you, the other one' - is she okay? Shall we send a search party north?

Congrats DG.
Your blog and others have inspired me to start a blog too.

I hope I can provide a small dribble of visitors for you from my blogroll.











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