please empty your brain below

(yes, I know. OK?)

some wise words there mr geezer.

being a near christmas baby myself, i echo your kind of sentiments about presents, but really so anyone having sex generally in March should watch out for this, as i was conceived at the start of the month and was two weeks late.

i have also suffered irreperable damage from the knowledge that i was the result of my mother's birthday present. nice.

(ps - no chance of anything relating to baby making here, not that i'm bitter or anything.)

Cross your legs for a few weeks and have a nice well-adjusted Aquarian instead. Hold it in

That's possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read.

And I absolutely agree with everything you said dg. Not that my current lack of action in this area has any bearing on my bias, oh no.

It all happened in reverse for me born on 26 September and named Christian.

Wasn't Noel Edmonds - creator of Mr Blobby - born on Christmas day?

Thus proving the case for abtaining today.

Any time in December or early January is bad. I'm the 21st December and it's rubbish. School had always broken up for Christmas too so didn't have a nice spoilt day at school when I was younger.

i'll remember this post when Q gets frisky tonight.

"Oh no, not tonight. I don't have a headache, but Diamond Geezer said that we shouldn't have sex tonight.

Night."


Jesus himself was quite unlucky to have a Christmas birthday too you know.

Oh...

All kidding aside, my wife's birthday falls on New Years Eve, and most of the gifts she received while growing up were of the "combination" type. The card would say, "For your Christmastime Birthday." The gift itself would in no way be twice as nice.

Good advice, DG.

Note to DG.... As soon as I saw it I thought so.

My goodness, that spell was good, wasn't it? It has even got you recycling

Considering how few babies are born on their due date it should really be abstain for most of March an April

Oops.

i just told my wife. She is not happy.

Hang on! Didn't I read somewhere Jesus got married and lived happily ever after and his descendents are living in France to this day? I say shag away.

S.H.A.G. Shag away, shag away.
Shag away, shag away.
Shag away.

SHAG AWAY!


I take my great-auntly duties seriously. The great-nephew with a December birthday gets a brace of book tokens. Not exactly an original gift but he knows he's getting his fair share because his sister only gets one.

As a New Year's baby, I always had to deal with the idea that I was the result of action on April 1st!

I was due on Christmas Day. I wasn't born until 26th though. I put my mother through almost 48 hours of Labour, starting during midnight mass on Christmas Eve (Mass started at about 11:30).

I quite enjoy having my birthday then. People don't forget, and I wasn't on the receiving end of the combined present too often. The only draw back I saw, was that I couldn't see my friends, as they were all away with their families celebrating Christmas.

'Twas my mum and dad's wedding anniversary on the 25th - showed this to my mum (who was very amused!) She said that had her 5 brothers not taken it in turns to phone all through their wedding night then they may well have produced a Christmas Day baby! Too much information from a parent!!

Hmm, my cousin Noel was born in June!! Bizarrely his younger sister was born on Christmas Eve. Luckily my aunt had obviously got more sense by that point and didn't try to call her April. Or June.











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