please empty your brain below |
Lamb for Christmas lunch, anyone? |
Not since Monty Python has there been so much fuss over a dead parrot... |
make sure you wash your hands thoroughly each time you touch something and avoid cows at all costs, not that i think there are that many in london. |
Can I make a joke about Essex Birds? Probably not. |
God, it's like 28 Days Later, but with fewer zombies. *checks her echinacea stock and wonders whether it will help* |
Most of my family are convinced they've got bird flu. In fact, it turned out to be a cold, a liver infection, and a minor bout of angina, but I feel that those are ample excuses for me to not go home for Christmas. You can't be too careful. |
That reminds me of Where The Wind Blows. |
Frightfully well done DG. |
Awesome post.. expect the worse and it won't happen |
Oooh, sorry, i said that without seeing where someone else had already put it above. Arse. |
'28 days later' anyone? |
The FIRST time?! You've always seen your parents at Christmas? Blimey. |
#Have a cracking Christmas....at Woolworths. #Have a cracking Christmas, shopping's free. #Christmas shopping is it any wonder. #Christmas shopping it's the place to be. |
Excellent post - but remember, this years flu jab won't do anything against H5N1. Powerful stuff. |
Dear Mum and Dad Sorry I can't make it home for Christmas but Ronnie Barker's re-animated corpse is prowling the streets sucking out peoples brains. Just to risky to go out... |
felixstowe Exclusion Zone? Excellent, perfect excuse not to spend Christmas in Felixstowe this year *laughing* |
Clicked a random date and wound up on this post. Happy Coronaversary to one and all
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