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The cynic in me can't help thinking that 'forest coffee' is in fact some sort of Norwegian firewater, made no doubt by distilling fermented pine needles or some such.

Sorry, did I say cynic? I meant old soak.

How much does it cost to send the Lord Mayor of Westminister (and cohorts) to a forest in Oslo compared to the cost of buying our own 70 foor pine tree? Oh yeah, it's tradition, and if I was actually that bothered, I could send in a Freedom of Information request to Ken.... oh who cares....

I would hardly call it the world's most famous Christmas tree.

Perhaps the most famous Christmas tree in Britain.

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