please empty your brain below |
Not sure whether these are IN our OUT: "Value Chain", "Point of inflection", "Tipping Point", "End to end" - I'm sure more will come to me throughout the day. |
*falls off chair* taking that into my next commercial director's meeting |
"Let's hammer a few ideas into the ground and see which one the nice dog pisses up." Use it. Use it today. |
I'm almost sad that I work in a job where I never come across such terms. Ever. Almost. But lack of exposure to jargon-spouting idiots has its merits. |
The in words in the office I work in are things like "bloody kids", "shut up", "stupid kids". Yep, I work in an independent school. And the kids are *lovely*. Parents are even more so. |
Interested to hear if the speaker who used paradigm will use the word holistic on the second day? Two words which are on my cringe list |
Also, what about –brain dump-. No it’s not rude, it’s when you are expected to shout as many silly suggestions –off the wall-. There’s another one !!. Oh how I do NOT miss that false world where like the emperors clothes story, you -toe the line- -sing the company anthem - and get into a pub as soon as possible to regain your sanity and self respect. You have my sympathy DG. |
peter - *points to wording at top of DG's comment box* |
My director is (in)famous around here for asking for a 'one-liner' when he wants to know what's going on but doesn't have the time to find out. I have yet to learn how to say "It's all going really well" to whatever the question is. |
I'm going to a marketing strategy meeting tonight for an arts centre I'm on the board of and will attempt to use a lot from the left - cheers DG. We will also be using "inclusive" "cross cultural" "value based" (as opposed to value added) and "accessible" |
no brainer |
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