please empty your brain below |
I wonder how the prices compare. I doubt you'll get anything for 90p in the new place. dg writes: A Tandoori Naan is only 70p. Chips cost a quid. |
geez, take it from me, those 'now open' signs look incredibly amateur. the old mam's signage was spot on. |
RIP Fish Bar. |
Seen in the 'restaurant' window this afternoon: WAITRESS REQUIRED Poor Mam - I wonder where she's gone. |
When you've finished arranging a prosecution of the new owners under the Sex Discrimination Act for today's illegal new sign, I suggest you cross the road to that 'arcade' behind the low rise flats, almost opposite the church, where you can still get proper chips from a proper chippy with a jar of pickled eggs on the counter and really old Pukka Pie signs on the wall. Or at least you could a year ago. Don't tell me that's gone too? In the meantime, if any red hairs are spotted in the new kebabs, and Mam is still missing, please call the police. |
Don’t worry, I had a very tasty plate of fish and chips from that very establishment on Saturday afternoon. I have no intention of forsaking this fine old haunt for my new upstart overgrilled opposition. |
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