please empty your brain below

I wonder how the prices compare. I doubt you'll get anything for 90p in the new place.

dg writes: A Tandoori Naan is only 70p.
Chips cost a quid.


geez, take it from me, those 'now open' signs look incredibly amateur. the old mam's signage was spot on.

RIP Fish Bar.

Seen in the 'restaurant' window this afternoon:

WAITRESS REQUIRED

Poor Mam - I wonder where she's gone.

When you've finished arranging a prosecution of the new owners under the Sex Discrimination Act for today's illegal new sign, I suggest you cross the road to that 'arcade' behind the low rise flats, almost opposite the church, where you can still get proper chips from a proper chippy with a jar of pickled eggs on the counter and really old Pukka Pie signs on the wall. Or at least you could a year ago. Don't tell me that's gone too?

In the meantime, if any red hairs are spotted in the new kebabs, and Mam is still missing, please call the police.

Don’t worry, I had a very tasty plate of fish and chips from that very establishment on Saturday afternoon.

I have no intention of forsaking this fine old haunt for my new upstart overgrilled opposition.











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