please empty your brain below
UK Resilience must be one of the most tedious sites on the web. It is not even bad enough to have a good laugh at.

Rick | 19.08.05 - 10:16 a.m. | #

If there is a power cut how am I going to get on the web to check out the info?

Essexgirl | 19.08.05 - 10:51 a.m. | #

I've got a book on survival that I picked up at the local gendarmerie. All you need is water and batteries for the radio!

Anji | Homepage | 19.08.05 - 11:22 a.m. | #

The spoof site http://www.preparingforemergenci...rgencies.co.uk/
 was particularly amusing at the time the government introduced the real http://www.preparingforemergenci...gencies.gov.uk/
 site. Unfortunately, the spoof hasn't been kept up to date.

Michael | 19.08.05 - 11:31 a.m. | #

And don't forget that you Londoners may get shipped out to The Country where I (as one of the few Nice Ladies in possession of a current Food Hygiene Certificate) will be in charge of overseeing the making of your sandwiches and general running of your billet, in our local village hall.

I'm not allowed to disclose the training I've had in preparation for this eventuality, but be afraid, be very afraid

Blue Witch | Homepage | 19.08.05 - 11:39 a.m. | #

"in case of epidemic....elastoplast and some aspirin" made me choke on my coffee with laughter - thanks dg!

verity74 | 19.08.05 - 12:30 p.m. | #

In case of famine, you could always buy a dog ...

AC | Homepage | 19.08.05 - 12:33 p.m. | #

in case of fire - your fire alarms won't put the fire out but you could try your 2l bottle of water which would ruin your water supply failure ... buy a fire extinguisher.

zed | Homepage | 19.08.05 - 12:56 p.m. | #

Buy a fire extinguisher? I've paid my dues to the local fire brigade!

Like having a dog and barking yourself!

Ian | Homepage | 19.08.05 - 1:36 p.m. | #

Those links are a strange mixture of scary and dull at the same time. Horror masked by red tape and jargon.

Ant | Homepage | 19.08.05 - 1:42 p.m. | #

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Epidemic, locusts, famine, fire in London- doesn't worry me. I have DG to thank as I know where the hidden station of Down St is- so there.

peter | 19.08.05 - 8:06 p.m. | #

2 litres is what you should be drinking daily!

Another Andrew | 19.08.05 - 8:31 p.m. | #

Isn't Ken supposed to deal with all these things for you?

Shades of Grey | Homepage | 19.08.05 - 9:40 p.m. | #

So you're the person who buys the IKEA tea lights then.

Invicta | 20.08.05 - 3:36 a.m. | #

I think everyone buys a pack of IKEA tealights (because they're so cheap) but just the once and then never uses them.

diamond geezer | Homepage | 20.08.05 - 10:11 a.m. | #

I use them.

Blue Witch | Homepage | 20.08.05 - 11:57 a.m. | #

In case of epidemic...that will never happen

Simon G | 03.07.22 - 5:08 p.m. | #











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