please empty your brain below
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Is that chap with the "New York" sweater an Asian man then? I thought he looked white.
Max C | Homepage | 25.07.05 - 8:39 a.m. | #
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Thinking is bad for the nerves, best not to do too much of it. Here, have acuppa.
stroppycow | Homepage | 25.07.05 - 9:01 a.m. | #
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very clever...and very true
lynn | Homepage | 25.07.05 - 9:06 a.m. | #
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It's not virgins. There is a raging debate amongst scholars over this particular translation.
The weight of opinion is on "Raisins". At least they might get a nice fruit cake.
Scaryduck | 25.07.05 - 9:15 a.m. | #
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If it happens, it happens. I just hope I'm close enough not to know it happened. I'm not going to dwell on religious or race issues as I'm sure we all know that in doing so, we could be causing further isolation.
Elsie | Homepage | 25.07.05 - 9:25 a.m. | #
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What is the big deal with virgins anyway? Surely they would only be virgins once ... one experienced one who was guaranteed to like doing it would seem a better reward.
Debster | 25.07.05 - 10:44 a.m. | #
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Ah, but don't forget to pack a slice of bacon when burying what's left of the bomber. Apparently this cancels his subscription to the 72 virgins as they aren't too keen on porkers.
as | Homepage | 25.07.05 - 11:54 a.m. | #
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On the subject of the 72 virgins, maybe the manly people here can help me out.
I have been led to believe that there is a certain pleasure for a man who can feel himself actually physically taking a woman's virginity, but in reality this a rare experience becaus eof tampons, horse-riding etc.
However, in reality most men prefer a rather more experienced bed partner than one who is going to lie there nervous, if not terrified, unresponsive and in pain.
Gert | Homepage | 25.07.05 - 12:32 p.m. | #
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Professor Plum, in the Library with the Candlestick?
Greavsie | Homepage | 25.07.05 - 1:43 p.m. | #
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Gert - Don't know about everyone else on here, but I am most definitely still a virgin.
At least that's my story and I am sticking to it.
dg - Very funny post; I love all the alternatives in the drop down list - ingenious.
The Girl | Homepage | 25.07.05 - 2:05 p.m. | #
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Also the correct ending for
rucksack, rucksack, rucksack, rucksack, rucksack, rucksack,
is clearly "mushroom, mushroom"
Scaryduck | 25.07.05 - 9:22 p.m. | #
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Hey, you missed out overground trains. I feel left out......
Bemused | Homepage | 25.07.05 - 9:34 p.m. | #
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jalal al Din al Suyuti (1445-1505) - he says:
"Martyrs will have permanent erections and their penises will never soften; the sensation they feel will be so enormous that if one would experience it on earth one would faint. As for the women, always willing, they would have appetizing vaginas".
sounds tempting huh? not suprising it's the ugly munters that pack their rucksacks.
tracey | 25.07.05 - 10:35 p.m. | #
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You filthy bastards. Virgins are not for sex, just for fanning the fevered brow.
Why are you guys all so uptight and misogynistic?
PS I thought the sweater read "new you", not "new york" but then I am a sad person.
anne | 26.07.05 - 12:46 a.m. | #
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Does this make Virgins trains exempt?
urban gypsy | Homepage | 28.07.05 - 3:49 a.m. | #
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