please empty your brain below

DG, I might just have to ask you to write my wedding invitations

i think someone should accompany charles on the honeymoon. someone female and close to him.

the 'horse trough' bit made me laugh out loud in the office.

(your assumption is false)

But that was v.funny.

Leave the poor woman alone! Charles gets stick for his ears, she gets stick for her face (when actually she is no more or less ugly or beautiful than the vast majority of the people in this country) - whereas the handsome lovelies that are the progeny of a failed marriage to a woman who was driven to bulimia by the publicity about her looks are worshipped as if they were gods.

Clearly we really haven't evolved beyond 'beautiful=good'.

Okay, have taken a chill pill now. And.... relaaaaaaaaax.

I thought this was brilliant.

I've been in touch with the Palace, who said they'd missed a few details out ....

Flowers provided by Di's Florists, Windsor

Honeymoon venue is Bognor Regis

(RSVP)to Ourselves at Buck House or Windsor Towers

Weddings!

[Old Eng.] 1. the action of marrying, marriage, espousal; 2. the performance of the marriage with its attendant festivities; 3. a ten hour marathon spent milling around in a damp marquee, having wagdes of marzipan thrust at you and a video-camera poked in your eye, while some blotchy-faced git gets up and vomits out some half-baked eulogy of his offspring. All costing some punter half the trade deficit, but never mind, jolly good time had by all!

From Colin's Sandwich 'A Piece of Cake'.

do you reckon they're at it?

i've heard she sucks like a trooper.

Slough more suitable than Windsor for the reception, I think - given that that's where the wedding itself was.










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