please empty your brain below
i can hear tom baker reading that list.
the line featuring the pensioner made me sad.

dave | Homepage | 19.12.04 - 11:21 a.m. | #

Safeway carrier bags? All of ours say 'Morrisons' now.

Douglas | 19.12.04 - 12:19 p.m. | #

You're right, Douglas - it hadn't quite registered. Consider it amended.

diamond geezer | Homepage | 19.12.04 - 12:23 p.m. | #

I like this. Here's a slightly more surreal version...

* Flashing Santas turning up to a festive dinner party
* Cheap lager shining down from tower block balconies
* A few strands of tinsel looking forward to the big day
* Crowds of beaming worshippers endlessly honking one another
* A small fir tree hurling an egg at a passing bus
* Stressed-out drivers draped behind the bar of a pub
* Well-dressed couples being lugged home in a Morrisons carrier bag
* Wide-eyed children illuminating Roman Road
* A wreath walking back to her lonely basement flat
* Stamps on the door of a Victorian terraced villa
* A pensioner queueing in the run-down Post Office
* Strings of red and white lights sat on a pile of tyres in a dingy garage
* A mob of feral children exiting a carol service

peter howard | Homepage | 19.12.04 - 2:29 p.m. | #

God!

Be of good courage, and be of good comfort!

My faith has made thee whole.

matthew9 verse 22 | 19.12.04 - 9:46 p.m. | #

Hmm, is that my first piece of religious spam?

diamond geezer | Homepage | 19.12.04 - 9:52 p.m. | #

you better believe it baby.

i want you!

amy racecar | 20.12.04 - 9:05 a.m. | #

At least the Roman Road Christmas lights are Christmassy - unlike the poor excuse for the lights on Oxford Street.

Football Watch | Homepage | 20.12.04 - 9:39 a.m. | #

Be of good courage, be of good comfort
actually means....
go down the boozer & sink fifteen pints of COURAGE Best. Throw up on the way home & splatter it all the way down your clothes, shitting your pants for good measure! Wake up in the morning with a rotten hangover, chuck the stinking clothers straight into the washing machine with plenty of COMFORT detergent! Cheap brands from Lidl just won't do the job!

Gawblimeyman | Homepage | 20.12.04 - 4:15 p.m. | #

do not put new wine into old skins,for the skins burst, and the wine doth run out, and the skins are destroyed.

matthew9 verse 17 | 20.12.04 - 9:55 p.m. | #











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